tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post1568480555234686464..comments2024-03-28T01:09:15.056-07:00Comments on Horrorthon: Chopping MallOctopunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-36258123657416568072012-10-06T06:34:43.053-07:002012-10-06T06:34:43.053-07:00***** review.***** review.AChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09439637162161958915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-23036254931079594632012-10-05T16:54:37.467-07:002012-10-05T16:54:37.467-07:00Yeah, I just came back to this review to check out...Yeah, I just came back to this review to check out Beef Buttstacks again. Landsharkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05693011705112065424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-28594301501154059712012-10-05T13:50:30.717-07:002012-10-05T13:50:30.717-07:00I love the background on the shot of Beef, is that...I love the background on the shot of Beef, is that a bedsheet? Awesome review, 50. <br /><br />We're all gonna be invited to the wedding, right?DKChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06564455767137872485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-58246781695467766142012-10-05T12:53:45.700-07:002012-10-05T12:53:45.700-07:00It's early on but that Beef Buttstacks image i...It's early on but that Beef Buttstacks image is the front runner for best screen grab. Johnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-1394010572548713932012-10-05T12:32:58.866-07:002012-10-05T12:32:58.866-07:00oh, i will. but just remember, you're going to...oh, i will. but just remember, you're going to have to pretend that you like her/it when you toast us at our wedding.50PageMcGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09463123463076477367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-32293891901563770382012-10-05T12:28:25.612-07:002012-10-05T12:28:25.612-07:00Why don't you marry the exploding head since y...Why don't you marry the exploding head since you can't stop talking about it?Octopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-21345177961255219242012-10-05T12:27:33.722-07:002012-10-05T12:27:33.722-07:00@pants, interestingly there is *no* chopping going...@pants, interestingly there is *no* chopping going on in this entire movie. not a single dismemberment. in fact, i'll list all the deaths below. <br /><br /><br />*SPOILER ALERT*<br /><br />*WATCH OUT! I'MA SPOILER YOU*<br /><br />*DON'T LOOK*<br /><br />okay...<br /><br />death 1 - security guard 1 - stabbed in chest with robot arm<br /><br />death 2 - security guard 2 (gerrit graham) - (can't remember - another stabbing? not a dismemberment.)<br /><br />death 3 - janitor (dick miller) - electrocution (soapy floor)<br /><br />death 4 - beef buttstacks - neck slicing (unseen) after tranq dart (seen)<br /><br />death 5 - tits fabulous - laser head blow-up<br /><br />death 6 - panicky girl - gasoline fire<br /><br />death 7 - panicky girl's temporarily insane bf - knocked over railing from top floor of mall<br /><br />death 8 - resourceful girl - gutshot with laser<br /><br />death 9 - resourceful girl's resourceful bf - electrocution on sparky robot (distraught panic move)50PageMcGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09463123463076477367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-70909043837823060412012-10-05T11:50:53.916-07:002012-10-05T11:50:53.916-07:00they can go up escalators (which are running the w...they can go up escalators (which are running the whole night), and they can program the elevators.<br /><br />also, they shoot lasers strong enough to blow up a head at full power.50PageMcGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09463123463076477367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-36762021068248612832012-10-05T10:30:58.615-07:002012-10-05T10:30:58.615-07:00"Chopping Mall", I love it! It's lik..."Chopping Mall", I love it! It's like a shopping mall except instead of shopping you get chopped up to pieces! I must ask - are there any dismembered limbs in the movie? <br /><br />That review simultaneously hilarious and depressing. Thanks for the friendly reminder that the clock is ticking and we're gonna die! Johnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-30867794317497824692012-10-05T08:21:01.382-07:002012-10-05T08:21:01.382-07:00I know it doesn't mean this but I keep thinkin...I know it doesn't mean this but I keep thinking "quintessential boob shot" means we see five boobs.<br /><br />Man that does not look like a life-threatening robot in that picture. Can it go on stairs?Octopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-63700105455368469542012-10-05T05:07:42.154-07:002012-10-05T05:07:42.154-07:00I vaguely remember this film, more so the title th...I vaguely remember this film, more so the title than the film itself. Looks pretty fun in a retro sort of way and your review is hilarious.Catfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.com