tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post1746379121828958682..comments2024-03-28T01:09:15.056-07:00Comments on Horrorthon: Haiku Hump Day - The Comic Strip!Octopunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comBlogger49125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-71965640048155521972010-10-15T10:20:12.613-07:002010-10-15T10:20:12.613-07:00Bipolar And Drugs
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Hoping for inspiration
Terrible...Bought a newspaper<br />Hoping for inspiration<br />Terrible idea<br /><br />"The Fusco Brothers"<br />Never heard of it before<br />Never will again<br /><br />"Bizarro", what's this?<br />Sure it's pretty f'in weird<br />But I'm not smiling<br /><br />Head's up - "Sally Forth"!<br />I dare say made me chuckle<br />A pleasant surprise?<br /><br />"Dennis the Menace" <br />Says some unfunny bullshit<br />And nobody laughs<br /><br />'Fraid not "Doonesbury"<br />Neither funny nor clever<br />You've wasted my time<br /><br />Imbecility<br />Bordering on criminal <br />"The Knight's Life", is it?<br /><br />Sigh, "Rhymes With Orange"<br />Useless, brainless, awful tripe<br />(No third line needed)Johnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-85197556943034158722009-05-06T20:11:00.000-07:002009-05-06T20:11:00.000-07:00Nancy and Sluggo
Two VERY ugly children
I can't sy...Nancy and Sluggo<br />Two VERY ugly children<br />I can't sympathize<br /><br />L'il Orphan Annie<br />Someday Daddy Warbucks might<br />Buy her some pupilsHandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-43966108475208301672009-05-06T20:04:00.000-07:002009-05-06T20:04:00.000-07:00And this is just as good:
http://garfieldminusgar...And this is just as good:<br /><br />http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/HandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-76721829944647393412009-05-06T19:58:00.000-07:002009-05-06T19:58:00.000-07:00I don't know if I first heard of this here or ...I don't know if I first heard of this here or elsewhere, but it's absolutely hilarious. Someone figured out that if you simply take out Garfield's dialogue, the strip becomes unintentionally hilarious. Check it out:<br /><br />http://www.truthandbeautybombs.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=4997&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0HandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-26288101782719302522009-05-06T19:00:00.000-07:002009-05-06T19:00:00.000-07:00DilBERT, DilBERT, Dil-
Oops. Ran out of syllables....DilBERT, DilBERT, Dil-<br />Oops. Ran out of syllables.<br />Likes me some Dilbert.<br /><br />I just can't help it,<br />Who doesn't love sarcastic<br />dogs? No one, that's who.<br /><br />Oops, I take that back.<br />JSP and Freeek hate him,<br />Cover the nads, Dude!<br /><br />Oh, Gary Larson!<br />I weep for missing your words.<br />Talking insects rule!<br /><br />Best Larson ever:<br />PreHistory of Far Side<br />Gets inside his head.<br /><br />Get good ones from Jeff<br />Knows my bedtime habit<br />Comics until sleep<br /><br />He turned me on to<br />Foxtrot and Citizen Dog<br />Laugh out loud moments.<br /><br />Wanna know the truth?<br />When I do read the comics,<br />Good/Bad - I read them.DKChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06564455767137872485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-27601189971944283802009-05-06T18:58:00.000-07:002009-05-06T18:58:00.000-07:00If you read Cathy
Only read first and last cell
Th...If you read Cathy<br />Only read first and last cell<br />The rest are fillerJPXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03213973405902714780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-15798058266567075372009-05-06T18:54:00.000-07:002009-05-06T18:54:00.000-07:00Where'd we be without
Hi & Lois and Foxtro...Where'd we be without<br />Hi & Lois and Foxtrot?<br />Yup - nowhere different<br /><br />Bunch of talking birds<br />Living and working in trees<br />Title? Well - duh!..."Shoe"<br /><br />What was Mark Trail's deal?<br />A "comic" about "nature?"<br />Nothing comic there<br /><br />If a bear ate Trail<br />Then we'd be on to something<br />"Anyone seen Mark?"HandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-18567096340469808002009-05-06T18:46:00.000-07:002009-05-06T18:46:00.000-07:00The Cathy Dialogue Formula:
Panel one: blah blah
...The Cathy Dialogue Formula:<br /><br />Panel one: blah blah<br />Panel three: blah blah blah blah!<br />Panel four: blah blahHandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-52344346321339555872009-05-06T18:12:00.000-07:002009-05-06T18:12:00.000-07:00The perfect endings,
Jon runs over fat Garfield
He...The perfect endings,<br />Jon runs over fat Garfield<br />He claims accident<br /><br />Cathy's husband leaves<br />Cites too much fucking drama<br />Concludes life's too short<br /><br />Wilson brains Dennis<br />He gets life without parole<br />Claims it was worth it<br /><br />Not Me reveals self<br />The kids were right, he is real<br />He burns down the house<br /><br />Marmaduke, rabid<br />Terrorizes the neighbors<br />He's quickly put down<br /><br />Andy Capp found dead<br />Apparently choked on puke<br />Dies with a smile<br /><br />Dagwood gets fired<br />He comes home early in shock<br />Finds wife with mailman<br /><br />Morgan makes mistake<br />Patient dies horrible death<br />Loses his license<br /><br />Mary Worth found dead<br />Collapsed near the telephone<br />Learns that gossip kills<br /><br />Poor Beetle Baily<br />He's killed by friendly fire<br />A mistake, really?JPXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03213973405902714780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-56176089113705843822009-05-06T18:11:00.000-07:002009-05-06T18:11:00.000-07:00Let's make a comic
Like Snoopy but with no funny
c...Let's make a comic<br />Like Snoopy but with no funny<br />call it "Fred Basset"50PageMcGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09463123463076477367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-7423820170471931322009-05-06T17:54:00.000-07:002009-05-06T17:54:00.000-07:00Sunday funnies had
Beakman and Jax science stuff
t...Sunday funnies had<br />Beakman and Jax science stuff<br />told me why poop's brownCatfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-78708256127238506332009-05-06T17:50:00.000-07:002009-05-06T17:50:00.000-07:00I did like B.C.
no one wanted to buy wheel
and the...I did like B.C.<br />no one wanted to buy wheel<br />and the clams had feet<br /><br />My personal quest<br />find the guy who writes Dilbert<br />kick him in the nuts<br /><br />New England's Bousquet<br />Guess we're supposed to be proud<br />not so embarrassed <br /><br />I just don't get it<br />I mean, enough about clams<br />unless they have feetCatfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-161141611957971002009-05-06T17:43:00.000-07:002009-05-06T17:43:00.000-07:00anyone else read
asterix and obelix?
french, but s...anyone else read<br />asterix and obelix?<br />french, but still funny.AChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09439637162161958915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-20728295115981963492009-05-06T17:33:00.000-07:002009-05-06T17:33:00.000-07:00popeye started as
a minor character in
'20s comi...popeye started as <br />a minor character in <br />'20s comic strip.AChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09439637162161958915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-87138499881697488692009-05-06T17:29:00.000-07:002009-05-06T17:29:00.000-07:00doonesbury very
cerebral, must have market:
folks ...doonesbury very<br />cerebral, must have market:<br />folks smarter than me.AChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09439637162161958915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-24364493385642083762009-05-06T17:27:00.000-07:002009-05-06T17:27:00.000-07:00peanuts strip we all
wanted: patty and marcie
fina...peanuts strip we all<br />wanted: patty and marcie<br />finally come out.AChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09439637162161958915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-46818324824877250662009-05-06T17:01:00.000-07:002009-05-06T17:01:00.000-07:00Sexually harassed
It was Miss Buxley's own fault
A...Sexually harassed<br />It was Miss Buxley's own fault<br />Always looking hotJPXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03213973405902714780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-46806341134938392262009-05-06T16:07:00.000-07:002009-05-06T16:07:00.000-07:00The Wizard of Id
I just know nothing about
The Wiz...The Wizard of Id<br />I just know nothing about<br />The Wizard of Id<br /><br />Funky Winkerbean -<br />Also hazy. Bunch of teens -<br />An Archie ripoff?HandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-56261089528725116532009-05-06T16:02:00.000-07:002009-05-06T16:02:00.000-07:00Not done with this one -
B.C was more relevant
Tha...Not done with this one -<br />B.C was more relevant<br />Than Red and Rover<br /><br />Stupid charming dog<br />Oh, the kid can hear your thoughts?<br />Makes me want to pukeHandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-26534936618843926222009-05-06T15:30:00.000-07:002009-05-06T15:30:00.000-07:00Welcome back Handsome Stan! I take back all the m...Welcome back Handsome Stan! I take back all the mean things I said about you. Hilarious entries from everyonge thus far!<br /><br />Dull braindead humor<br />That Hagar the Horrible<br />He was aptly namedJohnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-84775089701696799192009-05-06T15:24:00.000-07:002009-05-06T15:24:00.000-07:00Don't forget Dilbert!
Actually... forget Dilbert
S...Don't forget Dilbert!<br />Actually... forget Dilbert<br />Steaming pile o'suckJohnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-55373373119682420042009-05-06T15:18:00.000-07:002009-05-06T15:18:00.000-07:00Thought, Mr.Wilson
Murders and buries Dennis
then ...Thought, Mr.Wilson<br />Murders and buries Dennis<br />then Ruff digs him upCatfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-86690628798214445262009-05-06T15:14:00.000-07:002009-05-06T15:14:00.000-07:00I've never liked dogs -
Smelly beasts. My worst n...I've never liked dogs -<br />Smelly beasts. My worst nightmare?<br />Owning MarmadukeHandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-36727982189589127292009-05-06T15:11:00.000-07:002009-05-06T15:11:00.000-07:00Dennis The Menace
Show sucked, strip sucks, the ki...Dennis The Menace<br />Show sucked, strip sucks, the kid sucks<br />Who's really a fan?HandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.com