tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post3699360860093819565..comments2024-03-28T01:09:15.056-07:00Comments on Horrorthon: Deathbed: The Bed That EatsOctopunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-53523204490050467522009-10-24T08:01:55.468-07:002009-10-24T08:01:55.468-07:00Jsp, you are too funny. Love this review!Jsp, you are too funny. Love this review!Whirlygirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18129634732483383010noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-60151150624386351552009-10-23T22:40:45.212-07:002009-10-23T22:40:45.212-07:00Oh my god I found it.
Also: how do the sheets on ...Oh my god <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102767/" rel="nofollow">I found it.</a><br /><br />Also: how do the sheets on the Deathbed get cleaned?Octopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-66821320099837796962009-10-23T22:34:55.447-07:002009-10-23T22:34:55.447-07:00Excellent, excellent! "The first minute of D...Excellent, excellent! "The first minute of Deathbed consists of a black screen accompanied by what is unmistakably the sound of a guy eating an apple." Sometimes these things almost write themselves.<br /><br />But it didn't, you did, and it was hilarious. <br /><br />I knew someone who worked on a movie called The Refrigerator. It was about a refrigerator that ate people.Octopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-7490626878225208752009-10-23T21:00:36.366-07:002009-10-23T21:00:36.366-07:00The other headlines I didn't mention were &quo...The other headlines I didn't mention were "Mayor demands investigation!" followed by "Mayor disappears!" That could be an entire movie on its own.Johnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-89924053619050191912009-10-23T20:36:51.209-07:002009-10-23T20:36:51.209-07:00Completely hilarious, JSP! Love the FAQ's - I ...Completely hilarious, JSP! Love the FAQ's - I think you may have sold more people on watching it then turned away with that kind of sell!DKChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06564455767137872485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-77029192937962348702009-10-23T18:46:20.273-07:002009-10-23T18:46:20.273-07:00So funny JSP, you made my night.
I on the other h...So funny JSP, you made my night.<br /><br />I on the other hand spent my evening scaring little children so therefore I watched zero movies tonight.Catfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-56032249499180562812009-10-23T18:12:00.347-07:002009-10-23T18:12:00.347-07:00Thanks! This one really is so bad it's good. ...Thanks! This one really is so bad it's good. There's one scene where a girl makes it off the bed and drags her bloody body across the floor. It seriously lasts 5 minutes. Inch by inch she makes her way across the room. As soon as she reaches the window the sheets fly out and drag her back. Cue the sad artist lowering his head. <br /><br />I like the idea of a "lost" horror movie from the 70's. I can totally see how this movie would dance around the minds of a few of the original moviegoers . As decades went by they likely thought "what the hell was up with that movie?" Eventually curiosity became too much and the unearthing became an inevitability.Johnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-79431620302491543302009-10-23T17:42:51.297-07:002009-10-23T17:42:51.297-07:00Ditto! Between this and Mr AC, Most Original Revi...Ditto! Between this and Mr AC, Most Original Review is a dead heat.<br /><br />Friggin hilarious!HandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-85846687900533025702009-10-23T14:41:20.595-07:002009-10-23T14:41:20.595-07:00This is one of the funniest reviews of the season!...This is one of the funniest reviews of the season! Also, " This hilarity immediately earned it an extra half gretch" had me in stitches, I love the Gretchen rating scale. This sounds like it's so-bad-it's-awesome. I'm getting it.<br /><br />You FAQ is pure genius and I'm mad I didn't think of it.JPXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03213973405902714780noreply@blogger.com