tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post5280470646137567064..comments2024-03-28T01:09:15.056-07:00Comments on Horrorthon: Everything that's wrong with 'Prometheus' in 4 minutesOctopunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-67508280950684312252013-01-06T22:02:59.188-08:002013-01-06T22:02:59.188-08:00As much as I love a good Prometheus bashing, and p...As much as I love a good <i>Prometheus</i> bashing, and parts of this are that, some of these aren't really critiques (this is the valley Mufasa was killed in) and some of them are just plain wrong. For example, it's not a two-finger flip off in the future, that's how they do it in the UK, Ireland, New Zealand and Australia. And he digs on the opening credits for promising a better movie but it's not really fair to dis the opening credits because they're good, right?<br /><br />However, "secretly steals alien vase, stores it in the freezer where everyone can see it" was totally new on me and cracked me up, that <i>was</i> a goddamn Rubik's cube, and "this is the most gorgeous movie that I've ever wanted to punch in the face" pretty much sums it up for me.Octopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.com