tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post5568107552450151033..comments2024-03-28T01:09:15.056-07:00Comments on Horrorthon: Haiku Hump Day: AWFUL CRAP JOBS AND WHY WE HATE THEM (OR HAVE THEM, OR PASS JUDGEMENT ON THEM)Octopunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-4348182896222323632010-01-13T19:38:08.135-08:002010-01-13T19:38:08.135-08:00Catfreeek at the pound
would take home doomed anim...Catfreeek at the pound<br />would take home doomed animals<br />house turned petting zooCatfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-4462344304085757022010-01-13T19:09:53.130-08:002010-01-13T19:09:53.130-08:00Curious Octo
Hurt his hand and scarred for life
Bu...Curious Octo<br />Hurt his hand and scarred for life<br />But it could be worse<br /><br />Conveyor mishap<br />for Darwin award winner<br />involved his penisCatfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-22391017108956258402010-01-13T18:50:22.290-08:002010-01-13T18:50:22.290-08:00Post-two-thousand-twelve
Mayan Calendar Maker
Not ...Post-two-thousand-twelve<br />Mayan Calendar Maker<br />Not much future thereMr. AChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13467792023921938692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-33926029444498383262010-01-13T16:45:58.018-08:002010-01-13T16:45:58.018-08:00The following haikus come courtesy of Whirlygirl, ...The following haikus come courtesy of Whirlygirl, who is having difficulty posting from her computer,<br /><br />What's that awful smell<br />Shit mixed with some potpourri<br />Boss is in the john<br /><br />Scared to lift the seat<br />Might find an unpleasant treat<br />Boss was in the john<br /><br />The phone rings rings rings<br />No one to answer but me<br />Boss is in the john<br /><br />The call is for him<br />There is a phone in the john<br />Awkwardly I knock<br /><br />I always felt bad<br />None knew he would shit and speak<br />A vile humanJPXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03213973405902714780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-17268878285726806002010-01-13T14:57:55.465-08:002010-01-13T14:57:55.465-08:00Dermatologists
looking at zits and rashes
the thou...Dermatologists<br />looking at zits and rashes<br />the thought makes me itch<br /><br />Gynecologist<br />Dream job for men? I think not.<br />Some women are gross<br /><br />And Podiatrists<br />Bunyan, toe jam, fungus yikes!<br />feet are just nastyCatfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-88473821555663099252010-01-13T14:07:48.332-08:002010-01-13T14:07:48.332-08:00All proctologists
Should be incarcerated
Deviants,...All proctologists<br />Should be incarcerated<br />Deviants, for sureJohnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-66153158112823555452010-01-13T13:18:58.636-08:002010-01-13T13:18:58.636-08:00Bathroom attendant
Smells poop then hands out towe...Bathroom attendant<br />Smells poop then hands out towel<br />Where's the dignity?Johnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-57642837841537265692010-01-13T12:50:40.789-08:002010-01-13T12:50:40.789-08:00Conan's Sword Caddy
The Predator's Hairsty...Conan's Sword Caddy<br />The Predator's Hairstylist<br />Skynet Tech SupportHandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-46129841381442039282010-01-13T12:18:33.327-08:002010-01-13T12:18:33.327-08:00Some sci-fi crap jobs:
Death Star Trash Compactor ...Some sci-fi crap jobs:<br />Death Star Trash Compactor Man<br />Cantina Bouncer<br /><br />Nazgul Stablehand<br />Mt. Doom Maintenance Worker<br />Balrog's AssistantHandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-22125280470057826892010-01-13T11:41:59.469-08:002010-01-13T11:41:59.469-08:00Greatest job for men
for women all hard labor
blow...Greatest job for men<br />for women all hard labor<br />blow jobs are sexistCatfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-2602552568039117422010-01-13T11:33:55.967-08:002010-01-13T11:33:55.967-08:00Worked at Sears auto
Changing mufflers, shocks &am...Worked at Sears auto<br />Changing mufflers, shocks & tires<br />got rust in my bra<br /><br />Fixed cars for some years<br />busted knuckles, lots of grease<br />and I swore a lot<br /><br />Think it's a safe job?<br />Metal filings in my eyes<br />almost lost my sightCatfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-51088866792049073932010-01-13T11:28:52.794-08:002010-01-13T11:28:52.794-08:00A silver lining
It was only a "handjob"
...A silver lining<br />It was only a "handjob"<br />Coul've been your junkJohnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-31337294709247557182010-01-13T11:20:15.431-08:002010-01-13T11:20:15.431-08:00Showcase cashiering
so many stupid questions
just ...Showcase cashiering<br />so many stupid questions<br />just pick a film, ass!<br /><br />That nursing home job<br />Wiping asses, changing sheets<br />a true shitty job<br /><br />Years of dealing with<br />shitty Wal-mart customers<br />make me shop onlineCatfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-9448661360285503972010-01-13T11:08:38.955-08:002010-01-13T11:08:38.955-08:00Lunch Ladies Lament
Screaming kids and hot as hell...Lunch Ladies Lament<br />Screaming kids and hot as hell<br />Why stay? Summers off!<br /><br />Worst part of Wal-mart<br />Hardware John never showered<br />smelled like rancid soup<br /><br />He also stuttered<br />Conversations were too long<br />to keep holding breathCatfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-23724735696756297582010-01-13T10:26:00.268-08:002010-01-13T10:26:00.268-08:00pizza hut summer
sweltering rancid dough smell
moo...pizza hut summer<br />sweltering rancid dough smell<br />moots "free pizza" perkAChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09439637162161958915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-69359354526317773102010-01-13T10:17:03.465-08:002010-01-13T10:17:03.465-08:00Thanks for getting trash
4 am though? Honestly?
T...Thanks for getting trash<br />4 am though? Honestly?<br />Trash-eatin' stinkbagsHandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-23929028680516669592010-01-13T10:08:37.323-08:002010-01-13T10:08:37.323-08:00That's badass, Octo
I've gotta "hand&...That's badass, Octo<br />I've gotta "hand" it to you<br />You don't give a fuck<br /><br />Poor flight attendants<br />Flying twelve hours a day<br />My idea of Hell<br /><br />The first face one sees <br />after morning traffic jam<br />Toll booth guy's lamentJohnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-41432564859773709872010-01-13T09:34:51.740-08:002010-01-13T09:34:51.740-08:00Conveyor belt? True!
Big scar on back of my hand
...Conveyor belt? True!<br />Big scar on back of my hand<br />Man that fucking hurt<br /><br />Totally my fault<br />"What if my hand got stuck...here?"<br />Oh crap it just didOctopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-2382070345586513892010-01-13T09:27:50.328-08:002010-01-13T09:27:50.328-08:00Hotel bartending
"We need limes from the walk...Hotel bartending<br />"We need limes from the walk-in"<br />Fill pockets with shrimp<br /><br />Bartending can rule<br />They all want to be your friend<br />And prove it with cash<br /><br />It also sucks, natch<br />Stuck in corner, no one drinks<br />One dollar in glassOctopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-29481233631111124152010-01-13T09:19:39.470-08:002010-01-13T09:19:39.470-08:00The luggage warehouse
Hand caught in conveyor belt...The luggage warehouse<br />Hand caught in conveyor belt<br />Really scarred for lifeOctopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-31818538915918875292010-01-13T09:05:21.972-08:002010-01-13T09:05:21.972-08:00johnny's fajita
couldn't have been a perk ...johnny's fajita<br />couldn't have been a perk for<br />his McD colleaguesAChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09439637162161958915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-32096120280157561492010-01-13T08:42:47.338-08:002010-01-13T08:42:47.338-08:00One McDonalds perk
Make a custom fajita
Mine weigh...One McDonalds perk<br />Make a custom fajita<br />Mine weighed seven pounds<br /><br />The rest is torture<br />Deal with shitheads all day long<br />For minimum wage<br /><br />The worst of the worst<br />Garbage juice dripping from trash<br />A smell unholyJohnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-42775146613065063442010-01-13T08:19:10.826-08:002010-01-13T08:19:10.826-08:00You want fries with that?
This haiku's going n...You want fries with that?<br />This haiku's going nowhere<br />I'm just warming upJohnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-24442147759973524692010-01-13T08:05:45.405-08:002010-01-13T08:05:45.405-08:00daycare wasn't great
shit, piss, vomit, germs ...daycare wasn't great<br />shit, piss, vomit, germs galore<br />for minimum wageAChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09439637162161958915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-82042998677210787382010-01-13T06:49:23.824-08:002010-01-13T06:49:23.824-08:00first day working with
autistic teens, cleaned shi...first day working with<br />autistic teens, cleaned shit off<br />200 pound male<br /><br />later (yes, i stayed)<br />got beaten up, glasses broke<br />the job? "teacher's aide"AChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09439637162161958915noreply@blogger.com