tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post5818804421900032842..comments2024-03-28T01:09:15.056-07:00Comments on Horrorthon: Haiku Hump Day = WAYS TO DIEOctopunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-8062121024772784972009-09-30T22:51:14.426-07:002009-09-30T22:51:14.426-07:00We live life forward
Only understood backward
Deat...We live life forward<br />Only understood backward<br />Death has the answersHandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-47243883839264247972009-09-30T22:02:31.511-07:002009-09-30T22:02:31.511-07:00Cherry blossoms fall
Life but a fleeting moment
Oh...Cherry blossoms fall<br />Life but a fleeting moment<br />Oh fuck! Sword in gut!HandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-48167600432383263672009-09-30T21:53:20.283-07:002009-09-30T21:53:20.283-07:00Suck the balloon down
With a thousand feet to go
G...Suck the balloon down<br />With a thousand feet to go<br />Gold bikini scrapsHandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-74005617686288025492009-09-30T21:06:29.885-07:002009-09-30T21:06:29.885-07:00Dying by laughter
Probably hurts like a bitch
But ...Dying by laughter<br />Probably hurts like a bitch<br />But it's so FUNNYHandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-41198708575897980182009-09-30T21:05:05.407-07:002009-09-30T21:05:05.407-07:00Most comedic death
Invisible Swordsman shot
I'...Most comedic death<br />Invisible Swordsman shot<br />I'm sure he was shockedHandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-78787025880155267332009-09-30T20:43:13.439-07:002009-09-30T20:43:13.439-07:00Small sword: plunge in gut
Yank upward. Then left...Small sword: plunge in gut<br />Yank upward. Then left to right.<br />Samurais have BALLSHandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-88042957223500936372009-09-30T19:58:50.794-07:002009-09-30T19:58:50.794-07:00a bad death - shark bite
totally sucks at the time...a bad death - shark bite<br />totally sucks at the time<br />a good story though.<br /><br />but whom do you tell?<br />"Lord, check this awesome shark bite!"<br />"I saw, my son. Rad."50PageMcGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09463123463076477367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-64223815883316147602009-09-30T18:43:36.556-07:002009-09-30T18:43:36.556-07:00A bad way to die:
Slowly cooked to death in an
Eas...A bad way to die:<br />Slowly cooked to death in an<br />Easy bake oven<br /><br />Another bad death:<br />Being eaten alive by<br />A toothless geezer<br /><br />Being strangled by<br />One's own unravelled testes<br />Would certainly suck<br /><br />Bloody mound of pulp<br />An infomercial gone bad<br />Murder by <a href="http://www.mypedegg.com" rel="nofollow">Ped Egg</a>Mr. AChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13467792023921938692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-9897392906327180852009-09-30T17:19:24.595-07:002009-09-30T17:19:24.595-07:00Darwin deaths are fun
man died from a 3 liter
she...Darwin deaths are fun <br />man died from a 3 liter<br />sherry enemaCatfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-2185061375957060572009-09-30T16:23:28.634-07:002009-09-30T16:23:28.634-07:00heard a (true) story
guy cut off his own damn head...heard a (true) story<br />guy cut off his own damn head<br />with a straight razor<br /><br />minor league catcher<br />took an axe to wife and kids<br />then did himself in<br /><br />can you imagine?<br />what a mess that must've been<br />think i'm kidding? <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1022658/index.htm" rel="nofollow">Link!</a>50PageMcGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09463123463076477367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-65951818815239029292009-09-30T16:21:41.895-07:002009-09-30T16:21:41.895-07:00Terminal illness
The knowledge that one will die
I...Terminal illness<br />The knowledge that one will die<br />I would kill myself<br /><br />Slowly bleeding out<br />And being aware of it<br />Is an awful death<br /><br />I'll sleep when I'm dead<br />No, I'm going to sleep right now<br />I stayed up too late<br /><br />Don't care if I die<br />I just don't want it to hurt<br />And I hope its quickJPXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03213973405902714780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-54320465453355898362009-09-30T16:07:22.122-07:002009-09-30T16:07:22.122-07:00oh - i looked it up
alive throughout digestion
oh ...oh - i looked it up<br />alive throughout digestion<br />oh my god, that sucks50PageMcGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09463123463076477367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-91720572336886375012009-09-30T16:01:23.307-07:002009-09-30T16:01:23.307-07:00Sarlacc? Not so bad
Millenial Digestion
But you...Sarlacc? Not so bad<br />Millenial Digestion<br />But you're dead in days50PageMcGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09463123463076477367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-85945400159861959442009-09-30T15:45:15.773-07:002009-09-30T15:45:15.773-07:00no zombie jordan
if bitten, he'd off himself
h...no zombie jordan<br />if bitten, he'd off himself<br />how considerate!50PageMcGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09463123463076477367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-1012057925947741982009-09-30T15:42:38.203-07:002009-09-30T15:42:38.203-07:00handsome stan's attack
he'll say, "le...handsome stan's attack<br />he'll say, "let's totally hang!"<br />die of old age first50PageMcGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09463123463076477367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-45031048097557491012009-09-30T15:41:00.150-07:002009-09-30T15:41:00.150-07:00zombie freeeek attack?
like pants, no bites -- smo...zombie freeeek attack?<br />like pants, no bites -- smothering<br />Thon review landslide50PageMcGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09463123463076477367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-18170946370636632262009-09-30T15:38:27.501-07:002009-09-30T15:38:27.501-07:00zombie JSP
death at his hands not from bite
played...zombie JSP<br />death at his hands not from bite<br />played KISS till i died50PageMcGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09463123463076477367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-46899851821793982009-09-30T15:36:56.508-07:002009-09-30T15:36:56.508-07:00couldn't fight him off
too many fond memories
...couldn't fight him off<br />too many fond memories<br />zombie octopunk50PageMcGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09463123463076477367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-5003849494530095032009-09-30T15:16:53.792-07:002009-09-30T15:16:53.792-07:00That's right! I'm patient
Cat returns wit...That's right! I'm patient<br />Cat returns with the pizza<br />Hi, pile of corpses!Octopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-82414140780636459062009-09-30T15:13:25.135-07:002009-09-30T15:13:25.135-07:00Whew, I commented
I guess that means that I'll...Whew, I commented<br />I guess that means that I'll live<br />and you all will dieCatfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-11711629493878976172009-09-30T15:08:40.583-07:002009-09-30T15:08:40.583-07:00Comment on review
Of Godzilla 2000
Or I will kill ...Comment on review<br />Of Godzilla 2000<br />Or I will kill youOctopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-89357630910613309852009-09-30T15:06:24.992-07:002009-09-30T15:06:24.992-07:00If I had to go
I would leap from tall building
Exp...If I had to go<br />I would leap from tall building<br />Explode halfway downOctopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-60146474220202014142009-09-30T14:28:59.925-07:002009-09-30T14:28:59.925-07:00Old age ups and downs
Nice to see your kids grow u...Old age ups and downs<br />Nice to see your kids grow up<br />death will involve poop<br /><br />Slipping in the tub<br />you'd be found wet and naked<br />worse if it's with poop<br /><br />Choking to death sucks<br />alone and can't self-heimlich<br />humiliatingCatfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-52911573530955649802009-09-30T14:10:27.195-07:002009-09-30T14:10:27.195-07:00Beheading would suck
if your head had turned aroun...Beheading would suck<br />if your head had turned around<br />and you saw the stump<br /><br />Torture would be hell<br />when you know there is no hope<br />for release after<br /><br />"I Spit on Your Grave"<br />Castrated, bled out in tub<br />feels so good it hurtsCatfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-56106757768726581662009-09-30T13:56:06.562-07:002009-09-30T13:56:06.562-07:00It wouldn't be bad
Although it sounds pretty b...It wouldn't be bad<br />Although it sounds pretty bad<br />To be beheaded<br /><br />How long would you live?<br />Probably just a second<br />One sucky secondJPXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03213973405902714780noreply@blogger.com