tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post6561616907456760500..comments2024-03-18T11:27:42.347-07:00Comments on Horrorthon: Haiku Hump Day Results: Nice Guys DO Finish LastOctopunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-50561670212599526542009-06-25T13:59:07.339-07:002009-06-25T13:59:07.339-07:00Thanks for the props for "chick-on-chick chic...Thanks for the props for "chick-on-chick chick flick." That was definitely my big gun for the week.<br /><br />True story: went in for a job interview (of sorts) yesterday, and opened my computer to show off pictures of my work, and there was my Safari window open to the haiku comment page, my earlier version of my FGT haiku on deck. I hastily tried to quit, only to have Safari ask me a couple times if I wanted to since I had unsaved stuff. Then the window finally closes and there behind it is my Dictionary program displaying the definition for "lesbian." (I was checking the syllable count in "lesbianism.") Sigh.<br /><br />Anyhoozles, if my rhythm was cookin' it was inspiration from Mr. Pants for this one:<br /><br />I reject chick flicks<br />They rarely contain nun-chuks<br />Or mass beheadingsOctopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-6284489510431385982009-06-25T10:00:09.604-07:002009-06-25T10:00:09.604-07:00Gee thanks guys, the added visuals are making me l...Gee thanks guys, the added visuals are making me laugh. I just kept thinking of the prostitute that was on Curb Your Enthusiasm and Monique is the closest I could come to that glad you're all enjoying yourselves :)Catfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-69559073693589108822009-06-25T09:56:07.144-07:002009-06-25T09:56:07.144-07:00I too did not recognize Monique from the name only...I too did not recognize Monique from the name only...once Stan posted the picture, I actually laughed out loud. Perfect. I'm trying to picture her in the Beverly Hills store trying to mush her foot into a pair of heels.miko564https://www.blogger.com/profile/04352723733899123281noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-61787726486356676222009-06-25T08:31:49.051-07:002009-06-25T08:31:49.051-07:00Congrats Freeek. Yes, you'd damn well better ...Congrats Freeek. Yes, you'd damn well better deliver a good topic next week. Might I suggest KISS or professional wrestling? <br /><br />Who the hell is Monique?Johnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-63226282976369509852009-06-25T08:07:40.131-07:002009-06-25T08:07:40.131-07:00Yeah, that Monique one was fucking inspired. One o...Yeah, that Monique one was fucking inspired. One of those things that when you read it, you wish you wrote it.Landsharkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05693011705112065424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-71693855949626361152009-06-25T06:49:14.265-07:002009-06-25T06:49:14.265-07:00Woo-Hoo, for the Freeekster! Great topic, Stan!Woo-Hoo, for the Freeekster! Great topic, Stan!DKChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06564455767137872485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-42923363017254481382009-06-25T05:43:21.432-07:002009-06-25T05:43:21.432-07:00Jeez, that was unexpected. Thanks HS now I guess I...Jeez, that was unexpected. Thanks HS now I guess I better get thinking of a topic for next week. Great job everyone.Catfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-26610215633536786032009-06-25T05:12:05.087-07:002009-06-25T05:12:05.087-07:00congratulations catfreeek, and thanks for the hono...congratulations catfreeek, and thanks for the honorable mention handsome stan!AChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09439637162161958915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-91501758387810068712009-06-25T04:37:08.659-07:002009-06-25T04:37:08.659-07:00Between you & JSP, you both threaten to take t...Between you & JSP, you both threaten to take titles every week. Honestly, you were one re-arranged line away from total victory.HandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-89504888748127783222009-06-25T04:21:33.494-07:002009-06-25T04:21:33.494-07:00Damn, so close!
jerkDamn, so close!<br /><br />jerkJPXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03213973405902714780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-13399238194416916262009-06-25T04:18:20.450-07:002009-06-25T04:18:20.450-07:00My damn post was long enough and I just forgot to ...My damn post was long enough and I just forgot to mention my favorites from Fitty:<br /><br />Sleepless plot: talk show<br />leads to roman-tzzz zzz zzzzzz<br />zzzzzzzz zz zzzzzz zzz zzz<br /><br />Mickey Rourke, young stud<br />Starred in chick flicks with hot sex<br />Then face turned to meat<br /><br />That first one was a very serious front-runner, as it captured how every man feels about the movie. The second is brilliant simply because of the word "meat."<br /><br />Sorry that wasn't on the big post.HandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.com