tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post6629614299605842494..comments2024-03-28T01:09:15.056-07:00Comments on Horrorthon: Haiku Hump Day: America - Fuck Yeah!!!Octopunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comBlogger69125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-23607885662815582282010-07-15T13:57:21.372-07:002010-07-15T13:57:21.372-07:00Meh. I only counted 24 states. That's not ev...Meh. I only counted 24 states. That's not even half.Octopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-45269216192084892842010-07-15T11:16:26.143-07:002010-07-15T11:16:26.143-07:00Holy crap, Sweatpants. Showing Sufjan how it's...Holy crap, Sweatpants. Showing Sufjan how it's done.Landsharkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05693011705112065424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-84318778319003409942010-07-15T08:23:12.603-07:002010-07-15T08:23:12.603-07:00OMG, JSP winsOMG, JSP winsJuliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00184365519786868306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-49265685973493814962010-07-15T01:49:18.068-07:002010-07-15T01:49:18.068-07:00Utah frightens me
Alabama rapes my soul
South Caro...Utah frightens me<br />Alabama rapes my soul<br />South Carolina<br /><br />(I can't even dignify South Carolina with an insult.) <br /><br />Time to go to bed<br />One last thought before slumber<br />I hate NebraskaJohnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-85742774201686174392010-07-15T01:10:21.190-07:002010-07-15T01:10:21.190-07:00I miss Rhode Island
Friends, loved ones, everythin...I miss Rhode Island<br />Friends, loved ones, everything<br />Except for WarwickJohnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-36887793032567289712010-07-15T00:53:42.777-07:002010-07-15T00:53:42.777-07:00New York, I love you
But I'm not in love with ...New York, I love you<br />But I'm not <em>in love</em> with you<br />Can we still be friends?Johnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-75431269752775479352010-07-15T00:48:08.237-07:002010-07-15T00:48:08.237-07:00[Now it's a challenge
How many states can I di...[Now it's a challenge<br />How many states can I dis<br />Before passing out?]<br /><br />Indy 500<br />That's something to be proud of?<br />You deserve yourself<br /><br />New Jersey, no thanks<br />Armpit of America<br />Stanky death hole puke<br /><br />Oklahoma sucks<br />But you already knew that<br />Let's move on, shall we?Johnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-35175020434220534862010-07-15T00:37:55.985-07:002010-07-15T00:37:55.985-07:00Progressive ideas
Beauty, wine, Yosemite
Fresh foo...Progressive ideas<br />Beauty, wine, Yosemite<br />Fresh food, beaches, smilesJohnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-65005308768037645422010-07-15T00:21:40.011-07:002010-07-15T00:21:40.011-07:00Amazing beaches
Old people go there to die
Shaped ...Amazing beaches<br />Old people go there to die<br />Shaped like a penisJohnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-40377824984144571562010-07-15T00:18:03.838-07:002010-07-15T00:18:03.838-07:00I used to love you
Then Sarah Palin happened
Now ...I used to love you<br />Then Sarah Palin happened <br />Now I wish you pain<br /><br />Louisiana <br />You have so many problems<br />I'll leave you alone<br /><br />Don't mess with Texas<br />Because they done like their guns<br />And don't think so muchJohnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-36130499532521380332010-07-15T00:12:12.653-07:002010-07-15T00:12:12.653-07:00Good ol' sweet Kansas
Heartland of America
Evo...Good ol' sweet Kansas<br />Heartland of America<br />Evolution? Huh?<br /><br />Missouri loves you<br />You are always welcome here<br />Long as you're not gayJohnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-73000413388102366292010-07-15T00:09:06.117-07:002010-07-15T00:09:06.117-07:00Plain, lame, shit stain Maine
Might as well be Can...Plain, lame, shit stain Maine<br />Might as well be Canada<br />Have a potato<br /><br />Delaware *snicker*<br />At least you're the smallest state<br />Oh wait, no you're notJohnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-46173371191678137072010-07-15T00:04:07.625-07:002010-07-15T00:04:07.625-07:00Hawaii... you're cool
Though you're not re...Hawaii... you're cool<br />Though you're not <em>really</em> a state<br />But you can pretendJohnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-45034169676091983502010-07-14T23:56:54.300-07:002010-07-14T23:56:54.300-07:00Then there's Wisconsin
Fast food, football, id...Then there's Wisconsin<br />Fast food, football, idiots<br />Waste of my haiku<br /><br />Don't get me started <br />On FUCKING Minnesota<br />Suck on a prairieJohnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-53555974089773299732010-07-14T23:46:42.370-07:002010-07-14T23:46:42.370-07:00Hey Mississippi!
What you done for me lately?
Go...Hey Mississippi!<br />What you done for me lately? <br />Go fuck your BibleJohnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-68164590066870724202010-07-14T23:44:03.420-07:002010-07-14T23:44:03.420-07:00Iowa caucus?
So you think you're important?
I ...Iowa caucus?<br />So you think you're important?<br />I beg to differJohnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-15768928153081894082010-07-14T23:43:14.253-07:002010-07-14T23:43:14.253-07:00Illinois, you suck
Yeah that's right, you hear...Illinois, you suck<br />Yeah that's right, you heard me, jerk<br />You bore me to tearsJohnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-1258197113319827412010-07-14T23:43:08.892-07:002010-07-14T23:43:08.892-07:00What I cherish most
Individuality
It can flourish ...What I cherish most<br />Individuality<br />It can flourish hereJohnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-297839724380994802010-07-14T23:39:04.098-07:002010-07-14T23:39:04.098-07:00Ayn Rand died alone
Not a friend left in the world...Ayn Rand died alone<br />Not a friend left in the world<br />Do her ideas stand?Johnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-69646952417431629422010-07-14T22:47:50.727-07:002010-07-14T22:47:50.727-07:00American Dream!
it's right there for the takin...American Dream!<br />it's right there for the taking!<br />(if you work like mad)<br /><br />('course it also helps<br />if you're caucasian, and male<br />and from the suburbs)<br /><br />the (amended) dream<br />it's right there for the taking!<br />if you're rich and white<br /><br />too bad for the rest<br />"luck" not in Constitution<br />(you need *God* for that)<br /><br />that'd be sweet though, huh?<br />an amendment for good luck<br />guaranteed by law<br /><br />can you imagine?<br />we'd all be fucking prom queens<br />(yup, pun intended)50PageMcGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09463123463076477367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-53612562830910960392010-07-14T22:36:16.132-07:002010-07-14T22:36:16.132-07:0050 States Project
Honor US States in song
Great Id...50 States Project<br />Honor US States in song<br />Great Idea Sufjan!<br /><br />Michigan came first<br />Illinois after - both great!<br />then...um...well...[fizzle]<br /><br />that's the thing, aint it?<br />we dream huge in USA<br />then...we...dream some more!50PageMcGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09463123463076477367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-75928489038479267532010-07-14T21:23:55.432-07:002010-07-14T21:23:55.432-07:00Perfect New England
Sagging eaves of faded wood
In...Perfect New England<br />Sagging eaves of faded wood<br />In cool leafy shadeOctopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-26195888706587500322010-07-14T21:18:33.596-07:002010-07-14T21:18:33.596-07:00Out the plane window
Endless colored rectangles
Oh...Out the plane window<br />Endless colored rectangles<br />Oh look! A circleOctopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-83579584674197368852010-07-14T21:16:10.042-07:002010-07-14T21:16:10.042-07:00I love NYC
and gorgeous San Francisco
LA? We'r...I love NYC<br />and gorgeous San Francisco<br />LA? We're just friendsOctopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-23169959968496982552010-07-14T20:56:51.618-07:002010-07-14T20:56:51.618-07:00I thank the U.S.
for the People of Walmart
who ent...I thank the U.S.<br />for the People of Walmart<br />who entertain me<br /><br />I thank the U.S.<br />for drunken redneck antics<br />and Darwin Awards<br /><br />I thank the U.S.<br />for the cheesy Troma films<br />I am free to watch<br /><br />and one more thing, thanks<br />for affording me the right<br />to bash Bush freelyCatfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.com