tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post7750203127673762640..comments2024-03-28T01:09:15.056-07:00Comments on Horrorthon: Haiku Hump Day: The Future!Octopunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comBlogger51125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-16870265423096013732009-03-26T11:01:00.000-07:002009-03-26T11:01:00.000-07:00AC came on strong at the end! Love the Gretchen o...AC came on strong at the end! Love the Gretchen one and I was pleased to see good old "Tweety" getting a mention. <BR/><BR/>Handsome Stan I love the Cities look like computers and we become them one!Johnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-64612705710634727832009-03-25T20:55:00.000-07:002009-03-25T20:55:00.000-07:00Optimus said itWe all just need to listen:"Until a...Optimus said it<BR/>We all just need to listen:<BR/>"Until all are one"<BR/><BR/>All minds converging<BR/>Shared collective consciousness<BR/>Blue states will be firstHandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-27222960272182894712009-03-25T19:07:00.000-07:002009-03-25T19:07:00.000-07:00can't wait for next LOSTstop yelling, i'm on topic...can't wait for next LOST<BR/>stop yelling, i'm on topic:<BR/>next week's in future.AChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09439637162161958915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-14421436972162153022009-03-25T18:55:00.000-07:002009-03-25T18:55:00.000-07:00thanks catfreeek!thanks catfreeek!AChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09439637162161958915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-57740050006209025152009-03-25T18:54:00.000-07:002009-03-25T18:54:00.000-07:00hope there's a futurein which i forget sweatpants'...hope there's a future<BR/>in which i forget sweatpants'<BR/>sack is called "tweety"AChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09439637162161958915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-76997478824179666512009-03-25T18:19:00.000-07:002009-03-25T18:19:00.000-07:00AC that suicide Gretchen one is hilarious!AC that suicide Gretchen one is hilarious!Catfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-48344721078882174922009-03-25T17:51:00.000-07:002009-03-25T17:51:00.000-07:00anthropologistsifts through techno-artifactswhat's...anthropologist<BR/>sifts through techno-artifacts<BR/>what's this "horrorthon"?AChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09439637162161958915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-8489486060267234202009-03-25T17:49:00.000-07:002009-03-25T17:49:00.000-07:00the suicide notewill be pinned to hanging corpse:"...the suicide note<BR/>will be pinned to hanging corpse:<BR/>"my name's not gretchen"AChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09439637162161958915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-67204696173596628912009-03-25T17:48:00.000-07:002009-03-25T17:48:00.000-07:00orwell and huxleywere never THIS dystopic:palin pr...orwell and huxley<BR/>were never THIS dystopic:<BR/>palin president!AChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09439637162161958915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-91018661362334231832009-03-25T17:47:00.000-07:002009-03-25T17:47:00.000-07:00who knew that "watchmen"would spark the next fashi...who knew that "watchmen"<BR/>would spark the next fashion craze?<BR/>blue cocks the new blackAChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09439637162161958915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-27114069136074819102009-03-25T17:45:00.000-07:002009-03-25T17:45:00.000-07:00nuclear falloutearth a desolate wastelandyet keith...nuclear fallout<BR/>earth a desolate wasteland<BR/>yet keith richards livesAChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09439637162161958915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-28596314986827138382009-03-25T17:44:00.000-07:002009-03-25T17:44:00.000-07:00the year three thousandwhite mice rule the univers...the year three thousand<BR/>white mice rule the universe<BR/>doug adams was rightAChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09439637162161958915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-43376893921462359532009-03-25T17:28:00.000-07:002009-03-25T17:28:00.000-07:00What will solve problemsIs that Mr. Fusion thingGa...What will solve problems<BR/>Is that Mr. Fusion thing<BR/>Garbage as our fuel<BR/><BR/>Fuck recycling<BR/>Garbage will overwhelm us<BR/>Wall-E had it rightHandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-89079315899287848862009-03-25T17:20:00.000-07:002009-03-25T17:20:00.000-07:00"Frakker's on the fritz" - that's some seriously f..."Frakker's on the fritz" - that's some seriously frakking GREAT stuff!<BR/><BR/>Death Star, Battlestar<BR/>All in our past. Our future?<BR/>Not as cool as thatHandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-87375584829875816002009-03-25T17:10:00.000-07:002009-03-25T17:10:00.000-07:00That holo pornstar one is straight out of the back...That holo pornstar one is straight out of the back page of Wired. Genius.<BR/><BR/>Here's news: from above<BR/>Cities look like computers<BR/>And we become themHandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-47131082478348383492009-03-25T16:49:00.000-07:002009-03-25T16:49:00.000-07:00Transporter mishapWon me a big lawsuit, butDamn Mi...Transporter mishap<BR/>Won me a big lawsuit, but<BR/>Damn Mickey Mouse headOctopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-5655902691214192562009-03-25T16:47:00.000-07:002009-03-25T16:47:00.000-07:00Forget flying carsDon't care about cyborg partsBea...Forget flying cars<BR/>Don't care about cyborg parts<BR/>Beam me UP, Scotty!DKChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06564455767137872485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-53846179865338559382009-03-25T16:46:00.000-07:002009-03-25T16:46:00.000-07:00Damn holo pornstarFrakker's on the fritz againDamn...Damn holo pornstar<BR/>Frakker's on the fritz again<BR/>Damn Mickey Mouse headOctopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-55236927216528122152009-03-25T16:44:00.000-07:002009-03-25T16:44:00.000-07:00Times get worse. More fearWhich is easy to exploi...Times get worse. More fear<BR/>Which is easy to exploit<BR/>Man! Bummer haikusOctopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-48503948503406456362009-03-25T16:37:00.000-07:002009-03-25T16:37:00.000-07:00Actually threeJews, Jesus, and Islam guysOne city....Actually three<BR/>Jews, Jesus, and Islam guys<BR/>One city. SO fun!<BR/><BR/>Another city<BR/>Would solve problems immensely<BR/>Islam, take Cleveland<BR/><BR/>Future should lead to<BR/>The Death of Faith. But it won't.<BR/>People get dumber.HandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-8611498774384406572009-03-25T16:27:00.000-07:002009-03-25T16:27:00.000-07:0050 years from nowMiddle East - giant craterThanks ...50 years from now<BR/>Middle East - giant crater<BR/>Thanks to religion<BR/><BR/>More technology<BR/>Makes mass murder easier<BR/>A matter of time<BR/><BR/>Two different people<BR/>With a claim to the same land<BR/>Why can't they just share?<BR/><BR/>'Cuz their holy books<BR/>Give divine entitlement<BR/>They're doing "God's work"<BR/><BR/>Only if we shed <BR/>This "faith is a virtue" crap<BR/>Will humans surviveJohnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-51442409515343127322009-03-25T16:12:00.000-07:002009-03-25T16:12:00.000-07:00"Always in motionThe future is." Jeez, Yoda.That ..."Always in motion<BR/>The future is." Jeez, Yoda.<BR/>That crap don't give me.HandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-92198700217458913342009-03-25T15:40:00.000-07:002009-03-25T15:40:00.000-07:00I always wonderedHow they made people intolittle g...I always wondered<BR/>How they made people into<BR/>little green crackers<BR/><BR/>Have to wonder <BR/>What does soylent green taste like?<BR/>Is it like chicken?<BR/><BR/>What a shit future<BR/>Nothing to eat but crackers<BR/>they need recipesCatfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-38464776072672599272009-03-25T15:35:00.000-07:002009-03-25T15:35:00.000-07:00I see the futureIn less than 90 minutesI'll be dri...I see the future<BR/>In less than 90 minutes<BR/>I'll be drinking beerJohnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-19785834949208814522009-03-25T15:34:00.000-07:002009-03-25T15:34:00.000-07:00The future is bleakI'll just sit here wasting time...The future is bleak<BR/>I'll just sit here wasting time<BR/>writing more haikus<BR/><BR/>Nostradamus wrote<BR/>quatrains predicting our fate<BR/>but we don't listenCatfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.com