tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post8021573128761433686..comments2024-03-28T01:09:15.056-07:00Comments on Horrorthon: Haiku Hump Day: Zombies!Octopunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comBlogger48125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-4760624707715571212009-01-28T19:13:00.000-08:002009-01-28T19:13:00.000-08:00chris reminds mewhat's with the tattered outfits?c...chris reminds me<BR/>what's with the tattered outfits?<BR/>clothes go zombie too?50PageMcGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09463123463076477367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-19937690395225164392009-01-28T18:10:00.000-08:002009-01-28T18:10:00.000-08:00*clears throat...Soulless corpses acheBoiling myst...*clears throat...<BR/><BR/>Soulless corpses ache<BR/>Boiling myst covers rings and vows <BR/>This Marriage undone<BR/><BR/><BR/>Blackest eyes staring<BR/>Skin cold, pulled unnatural<BR/>Victoria Beckhamnowandzenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15836564807373068718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-40322737583820475852009-01-28T17:58:00.000-08:002009-01-28T17:58:00.000-08:00**taps micMistaking mischief for goodZombies feed ...**taps mic<BR/><BR/>Mistaking mischief for good<BR/>Zombies feed on foolish brains<BR/> - Bush smiles with delightnowandzenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15836564807373068718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-15551245126526734682009-01-28T17:09:00.000-08:002009-01-28T17:09:00.000-08:00Oh man this is really gonna be a tough choice. You...Oh man this is really gonna be a tough choice. You guys are killin' me!Catfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-65544981429063030582009-01-28T16:23:00.000-08:002009-01-28T16:23:00.000-08:00more from zombie shakespeare"what a piece of worki...more from zombie shakespeare<BR/><BR/>"what a piece of work<BR/>is a man; how noble in<BR/>reason, how tasty..."<BR/><BR/>"the valiant never<BR/>taste of death but once; zombies<BR/>write cookbooks for it."<BR/><BR/>"good is oft interred with their bones -- so if you boil them down,<BR/>it makes a great broth."<BR/><BR/>"is this a trowel<BR/>which i see before me? pffft!<BR/>ghouls don't use weapons!"<BR/><BR/>"alas, poor yorick<BR/>i ate him, horatio<BR/>kept his skull for laughs."<BR/><BR/>"hath not a jew eyes?<BR/>like grapes from our human days<BR/>they pop in your mouth."50PageMcGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09463123463076477367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-71976932083780448362009-01-28T16:22:00.000-08:002009-01-28T16:22:00.000-08:00Ha-Ha, miko!Ha-Ha, miko!DKChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06564455767137872485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-62662636215266165092009-01-28T16:01:00.000-08:002009-01-28T16:01:00.000-08:00zombie shakespeare writes:antony: "cry 'havoc!' an...zombie shakespeare writes:<BR/>antony: "cry 'havoc!' and<BR/>eat the dogs of war."50PageMcGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09463123463076477367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-1831311324904402172009-01-28T15:15:00.000-08:002009-01-28T15:15:00.000-08:00Chris, you're on fire!Chris, you're on fire!JPXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03213973405902714780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-78309836394548494622009-01-28T14:52:00.000-08:002009-01-28T14:52:00.000-08:00Shy zombie teen asks,"Hey Mom, why is it alwaysa n...Shy zombie teen asks,<BR/>"Hey Mom, why is it always<BR/>a not-so-fresh day?"<BR/><BR/>Old tattered sports coats,<BR/>Moldy dresses, and torn pants.<BR/>Zombie fashion sucks.<BR/><BR/>Hey Zombie, nice boots.<BR/>You must tell, what kind are they?<BR/>"UGGGZZZ" came the reply.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06504060115032219441noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-28028242437052849542009-01-28T14:36:00.000-08:002009-01-28T14:36:00.000-08:00Please, how many times?Will you shoot them in the ...Please, how many times?<BR/>Will you shoot them in the chest<BR/>Before you learn, HEAD!!miko564https://www.blogger.com/profile/04352723733899123281noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-2526915893895135762009-01-28T13:22:00.000-08:002009-01-28T13:22:00.000-08:00Movie stars turn tooNow John Cusack has becomeBett...Movie stars turn too<BR/>Now John Cusack has become<BR/>Better Off UndeadChrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06504060115032219441noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-21796764120686827692009-01-28T13:16:00.000-08:002009-01-28T13:16:00.000-08:00Racist zombie gets my vote! You are on fire, AC!Racist zombie gets my vote! You are on fire, AC!DKChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06564455767137872485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-17071480471102672882009-01-28T12:47:00.001-08:002009-01-28T12:47:00.001-08:00Zombies move slowlyBut that wouldn't help you much...Zombies move slowly<BR/>But that wouldn't help you much<BR/>if you had no legsJPXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03213973405902714780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-47068081888728822942009-01-28T12:32:00.000-08:002009-01-28T12:32:00.000-08:00Racist zombie made me choke on my water, hysterica...Racist zombie made me choke on my water, hystericalCatfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-77316869071379210212009-01-28T12:30:00.000-08:002009-01-28T12:30:00.000-08:00Cruel name callingStinky flesh-eating monstersJust...Cruel name calling<BR/>Stinky flesh-eating monsters<BR/>Just misunderstoodCatfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-56990516709979557202009-01-28T12:28:00.000-08:002009-01-28T12:28:00.000-08:00I think AC might have just devoured the competitio...I think AC might have just devoured the competition, for what it's worth. "Racist zombie" - hilarious!<BR/><BR/>Zombie Olympics<BR/>100 yard dash takes a week<BR/>And they eat judgesHandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-24158354962737253142009-01-28T12:19:00.000-08:002009-01-28T12:19:00.000-08:00Zombie stomach bugNo one bothered to tell themRaw ...Zombie stomach bug<BR/>No one bothered to tell them<BR/>Raw meat is not goodCatfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-78058872873726039392009-01-28T12:18:00.000-08:002009-01-28T12:18:00.000-08:00I've always wondered,Do they go to the bathroom?Zo...I've always wondered,<BR/>Do they go to the bathroom?<BR/>Zombie poop would be grossJPXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03213973405902714780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-84914547250817384942009-01-28T12:14:00.000-08:002009-01-28T12:14:00.000-08:00What do we taste like?I tried asking a zombiebut h...What do we taste like?<BR/>I tried asking a zombie<BR/>but he just gruntedCatfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-21934026066846141112009-01-28T11:13:00.000-08:002009-01-28T11:13:00.000-08:00Ack! I can't believe I have to come after that gre...Ack! I can't believe I have to come after that great fun by AC!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Would like to have heard<BR/>JPX's vitriolic<BR/>haiku: "Why cats suck"<BR/><BR/><BR/>You're a fast zombie?<BR/>Shit! Damn that George Romero,<BR/>screwing with our minds!DKChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06564455767137872485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-79573467129998904932009-01-28T10:55:00.000-08:002009-01-28T10:55:00.000-08:00obese zombie claimshe follows a strict dietno snac...obese zombie claims<BR/>he follows a strict diet<BR/>no snacks between brains<BR/><BR/>elitist zombie<BR/>only eats ivy league brains<BR/>harvard yard empty<BR/><BR/><BR/>racist zombie warns<BR/>chinese brains leave you hungry <BR/>half an hour later<BR/><BR/>monty python fan<BR/>prefers dew-picked, baby brains<BR/>hold the lark's vomit<BR/><BR/>deadhead zombie chick<BR/>tie-dyed tatters, yearns for a<BR/>touch of gray matterAChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09439637162161958915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-26263902700065470992009-01-28T10:24:00.000-08:002009-01-28T10:24:00.000-08:00Oh this is going to be tough they are all so good....Oh this is going to be tough they are all so good. Really digging Stan's midget reference, 50P's AAAAH! AC's Zombie band savvy and Desroc's living sushi so farCatfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-24191520596699182222009-01-28T10:05:00.000-08:002009-01-28T10:05:00.000-08:00Latest "Dead" flick stinksRomero is getting oldTim...Latest "Dead" flick stinks<BR/>Romero is getting old<BR/>Time to retireJPXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03213973405902714780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-605612625685478692009-01-28T09:59:00.000-08:002009-01-28T09:59:00.000-08:00Yes being dead sucksThere are some advantagesHandi...Yes being dead sucks<BR/>There are some advantages<BR/>Handicapped parkingJPXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03213973405902714780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-30465277652848102182009-01-28T09:52:00.000-08:002009-01-28T09:52:00.000-08:00True I like "Thriller"But Michael Jackson scary?On...True I like "Thriller"<BR/>But Michael Jackson scary?<BR/>Only to young boysJPXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03213973405902714780noreply@blogger.com