tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post8545582162776442944..comments2024-03-28T01:09:15.056-07:00Comments on Horrorthon: The Giant BehemothOctopunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-44241346176546631562011-10-20T15:38:09.647-07:002011-10-20T15:38:09.647-07:00Man, I feel like you're taking the "funny...Man, I feel like you're taking the "funny review of crappy movies" to a new level of art this year, Octo.Landsharkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05693011705112065424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-4626705143784628122011-10-20T08:42:57.560-07:002011-10-20T08:42:57.560-07:00Hahaha, hysterical review Octo! You make a strong ...Hahaha, hysterical review Octo! You make a strong case for hating that guy. Each picture of him made me 5-7% angrier. <br /><br />I particularly liked the way you described him "lecturing a roomful of guys about radiation levels in marine life as if they were all four years old and the atomic bomb was their fault." Condescending jerk!Johnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-87926527227984891812011-10-20T07:00:44.796-07:002011-10-20T07:00:44.796-07:00another fab review of a crappy film. extra points...another fab review of a crappy film. extra points for adhering to the no-bailing rule (probably the toughest horrorthon rule).AChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09439637162161958915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-9840338691426044282011-10-20T06:07:42.950-07:002011-10-20T06:07:42.950-07:00Your review was great, I'm still laughing. I w...Your review was great, I'm still laughing. I will however take your advice and avoid this film, sounds like a drag.Catfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-72187353304770079462011-10-20T05:55:03.411-07:002011-10-20T05:55:03.411-07:00"he gets in your face and spreads around his ..."he gets in your face and spreads around his miserable attitude, spitting in everybody's collective Cheerios and then demanding a ride home." Love it!<br /><br />Steve Karnes looks like George W. Bush! Hilarious review. I know exactly what you mean when you note that a film can be derailed by one annoying character. I just watched such a film (although the film would've been terrible anyway). I will be posting a review shortly.JPXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03213973405902714780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-35700631227248850412011-10-20T05:38:42.615-07:002011-10-20T05:38:42.615-07:00Hilarious review! That guy is going to need some s...Hilarious review! That guy is going to need some serious botox after all that brow furrowing!DKChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06564455767137872485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-27036758178872608852011-10-20T02:40:21.811-07:002011-10-20T02:40:21.811-07:00Ha ha, excellent! Mike-and-the-bots-level satirica...Ha ha, excellent! Mike-and-the-bots-level satirical critique. <br /><br />What is it about these bad monster movies that's so compelling? I actually <i>want to see</i> this movie based on what you've written. The scientists; the military; the ridiculous urban models that get destroyed (or not even: see <i>The Beginning of the End</i> with Peter Graves unleashes the bugs to crawl across what are obviously big photographs of a city); all those jeeps rushing around; bazookas that "only anger the beast" etc. Love it. And then at the other end of the scale you've got <i>Cloverfield</i> which probably only exists because people like <i>this</i> kind of awful movie so much. Great review!Jordanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04915554155202804189noreply@blogger.com