tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post8580140172821276048..comments2024-03-28T01:09:15.056-07:00Comments on Horrorthon: Haiku Hump Day - The Simpsons!Octopunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-85966367614528523372009-07-16T00:00:57.333-07:002009-07-16T00:00:57.333-07:00Thrill junkie Marge S
Rides shopping cart into che...Thrill junkie Marge S<br />Rides shopping cart into cheese<br />Just like the policeOctopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-49991779209662226352009-07-15T23:59:38.736-07:002009-07-15T23:59:38.736-07:00Extra fat Homer
Most hilarious sight gag
Him in th...Extra fat Homer<br />Most hilarious sight gag<br />Him in that muumuuOctopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-43563055372903928072009-07-15T23:56:28.575-07:002009-07-15T23:56:28.575-07:00Dig professor Frink
Who thought up catchphrase &qu...Dig professor Frink<br />Who thought up catchphrase "guh-HAY!"<br />Jerry Lewis? Oh.Octopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-43304282119512029892009-07-15T23:53:53.213-07:002009-07-15T23:53:53.213-07:00You need the accent
"Da goggles, dey do nuhth...You need the accent<br />"Da goggles, dey do nuhthing!"<br />Yeah, that's a good oneOctopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-5978567456891590442009-07-15T23:50:47.027-07:002009-07-15T23:50:47.027-07:00No beer, no TV
Make Homer something something
Good...No beer, no TV<br />Make Homer something something<br />Good! Kill familyOctopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-21182751730962381462009-07-15T23:45:39.026-07:002009-07-15T23:45:39.026-07:00Green tentacles? Check.
Space helmet? Check. Big e...Green tentacles? Check.<br />Space helmet? Check. Big eye? Check.<br />Kang and Kodos ruleOctopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-22952463793651924762009-07-15T23:44:51.733-07:002009-07-15T23:44:51.733-07:00Or perhaps "Streetcar!"
Bart swinging fr...Or perhaps "Streetcar!"<br />Bart swinging from the rafters<br />"Look I'm Blanche Dubois!"<br /><br />The night that first aired<br />"Coming up next" showed that clip<br />Jebus, me confusedOctopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-80173511589850904442009-07-15T23:42:14.901-07:002009-07-15T23:42:14.901-07:00Or maybe Bobo
Maggie tug-o-war, beats Burns
Newsma...Or maybe Bobo<br />Maggie tug-o-war, beats Burns<br />Newsman says "hot scoop!"Octopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-81208668574222101732009-07-15T23:41:19.995-07:002009-07-15T23:41:19.995-07:00Best episode ev
Sideshow Bob stars in Cape Fear
Al...Best episode ev<br />Sideshow Bob stars in Cape Fear<br />All those goddamn rakesOctopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-62462363220392233552009-07-15T23:07:22.772-07:002009-07-15T23:07:22.772-07:00Season 1 - not good
"The Honeymooners" k...Season 1 - not good<br />"The Honeymooners" knock off<br />Flintstones were better50PageMcGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09463123463076477367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-77252100773826024172009-07-15T23:04:30.876-07:002009-07-15T23:04:30.876-07:00High Homer - VP
Friendlier, raking in dough
We sho...High Homer - VP<br />Friendlier, raking in dough<br />We should all be high!50PageMcGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09463123463076477367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-79265389596561860762009-07-15T23:01:50.785-07:002009-07-15T23:01:50.785-07:00Poor Nancy Cartwright
Twilight Zone death. Got Bar...Poor Nancy Cartwright<br />Twilight Zone death. Got Bart role.<br />Not poor anymore50PageMcGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09463123463076477367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-11628974041022719932009-07-15T20:20:47.520-07:002009-07-15T20:20:47.520-07:00The Simpsons cast makes,
$400,000 per show
Who say...The Simpsons cast makes,<br />$400,000 per show<br />Who says talk is cheap?JPXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03213973405902714780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-84585607685886646742009-07-15T18:04:41.465-07:002009-07-15T18:04:41.465-07:00cletus and brandine
are they siblings or spouses?
...cletus and brandine<br />are they siblings or spouses?<br />probably they're both.<br /><br />closeted smithers<br />totally in love with burns<br />i say they do it<br /><br />what could go wrong with<br />gorging to your heart's content<br />on discounted shrimp?AChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09439637162161958915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-79282812053576770072009-07-15T18:02:33.565-07:002009-07-15T18:02:33.565-07:00Homer Simpson's God
"Jebus". That a...Homer Simpson's God<br />"Jebus". That always cracked me up<br />"Oh save me, Jebus!"JPXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03213973405902714780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-39712261932386905092009-07-15T17:10:55.761-07:002009-07-15T17:10:55.761-07:00Sigh, "Do the Bart Man"
Written by Micha...Sigh, "Do the Bart Man"<br />Written by Michael Jackson<br />Not his best moment<br /><br />Come to think of it<br />"Lisa, it's Your Birthday" stunk<br />Also by Jackson<br /><br />I love The Simpsons<br />But, "The Simpsons Sing the Blues"?<br />Who would want that?JPXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03213973405902714780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-2477380631694466672009-07-15T16:24:23.523-07:002009-07-15T16:24:23.523-07:00Linda Ronstadt sang
"Senor Plow no es macho&q...Linda Ronstadt sang<br />"Senor Plow no es macho"<br />Her shining momentJPXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03213973405902714780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-71107424159763180152009-07-15T15:52:35.263-07:002009-07-15T15:52:35.263-07:00The law-talkin guy
Lionel Hutz was brilliant
May h...The law-talkin guy<br />Lionel Hutz was brilliant<br />May he rest in peace<br /><br />Reduced to tears by<br />6-foot sandwich/Duff Gardens<br />and Mr. SparkleHandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-66056807748459070572009-07-15T15:32:19.506-07:002009-07-15T15:32:19.506-07:00Frink, Otto, Barney
All parts of my inner me
Along...Frink, Otto, Barney<br />All parts of my inner me<br />Along with Duffman<br /><br />Best of Comic Guy:<br />"Yes, and one with extra cheese,"<br />"The answer is 'fries'"HandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-85095867990555477442009-07-15T15:17:02.213-07:002009-07-15T15:17:02.213-07:00Decline of series
Inversely proportional
With Skin...Decline of series<br />Inversely proportional<br />With Skinner's voice pitch<br /><br />Another pinpoint<br />Armand Tamzarian - ehh<br />Mark the decline thereHandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-25160356255478676002009-07-15T15:05:17.840-07:002009-07-15T15:05:17.840-07:00The best episodes
Only focus on Homer
The worst on...The best episodes<br />Only focus on Homer<br />The worst ones? Lisa.JPXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03213973405902714780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-78084428191463745572009-07-15T15:04:05.151-07:002009-07-15T15:04:05.151-07:00My favorite line,
"The goggles, they do nothi...My favorite line,<br />"The goggles, they do nothing"<br />Well, one of the best<br /><br />I hate the clip shows<br />Who sits and watches old clips?<br />Okay, yes, I do<br /><br />The earliest shows<br />Were just Tracey Ullman shorts<br />They were pretty lameJPXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03213973405902714780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-4367492410253027812009-07-15T13:57:34.129-07:002009-07-15T13:57:34.129-07:001st season's no good
Homer's voice is anno...1st season's no good<br />Homer's voice is annoying<br />No laughs to be found<br /><br />My biggest complaint<br />Any time that Lisa sings<br />It drives me mental<br /><br />Barnie gave up booze<br />I came close to boycotting<br />Glad I hung in thereJohnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-42500797917474235882009-07-15T13:35:32.911-07:002009-07-15T13:35:32.911-07:00A hard working man
He liked to be called "Gri...A hard working man<br />He liked to be called "Grimey"<br />His life was unfair<br /><br />No shark jumping here<br />But the golden age has passed<br />Seasons 4 through 8Johnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-89918644627479667892009-07-15T09:40:35.126-07:002009-07-15T09:40:35.126-07:00Death on The Simpsons
Maude, Bleeding Gums, Grimes...Death on The Simpsons<br />Maude, Bleeding Gums, Grimes<br />Miss most: Phil Hartman<br /><br />Politics Mirrored:<br />TV Debates, Recalls, Bush,<br />Clinton/Dole, Gays wed<br /><br />Has it Jumped the shark?<br />jockey trolls? Mary Poppins?<br />Nah - think of ribwich!Trevorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10144143421338485411noreply@blogger.com