tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post8753599933731589843..comments2024-03-28T01:09:15.056-07:00Comments on Horrorthon: Haiku Hump Day: CHICK FLICKSOctopunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comBlogger51125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-75705476310379782752009-06-24T22:31:24.037-07:002009-06-24T22:31:24.037-07:00Dirty Dancing? No
Somehow I never saw it
Baby? Cor...Dirty Dancing? No<br />Somehow I never saw it<br />Baby? Corner? Wha?<br /><br />Producer's wife<br />Was head of my company<br />Rumored outtake tape<br /><br />Jennifer Grey, see<br />Not so much of a gymnast<br />Patrick clearly pissedOctopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-80219074859134113432009-06-24T22:26:42.378-07:002009-06-24T22:26:42.378-07:00Good Ang Lee chick flick:
Sense and Sensibility
Mo...Good Ang Lee chick flick:<br />Sense and Sensibility<br />More Brokeback, less Hulk<br /><br />Locked out of my pad<br />Had to wait for my roomate<br />Went to the movies<br /><br />Loved it! Oh my God<br />That last scene -- work it Emma! <br />Alone, cried eyes outOctopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-40199083375414491202009-06-24T22:12:39.083-07:002009-06-24T22:12:39.083-07:00Fried Green Tomatoes
I like chick-on-chick chick f...Fried Green Tomatoes<br />I like chick-on-chick chick flicks<br />With cannibalism!Octopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-21061654544188519172009-06-24T19:38:01.678-07:002009-06-24T19:38:01.678-07:00Unexpected chick
flick. 300 - great pecs and
his w...Unexpected chick<br />flick. 300 - great pecs and<br />his wife was bad-ass.DKChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06564455767137872485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-33896953699310593322009-06-24T18:58:50.214-07:002009-06-24T18:58:50.214-07:00Always the same plot
Boy meets girl, something scr...Always the same plot<br />Boy meets girl, something screws up<br />break up, then make up<br /><br />Billy Crystal's prime<br />was When Harry met Sally<br />then he disappeared<br /><br />I liked him better<br />as miserable old Jew<br />in The Princess BrideCatfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-51086350037310132382009-06-24T18:50:00.284-07:002009-06-24T18:50:00.284-07:00"Princess Bride". Chick flick?
One of th..."Princess Bride". Chick flick?<br />One of the best fucking flicks<br />EVER, in my book.DKChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06564455767137872485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-22112572389031360972009-06-24T18:48:02.854-07:002009-06-24T18:48:02.854-07:00"Something's Gotta Give"
Chick flick..."Something's Gotta Give"<br />Chick flick for old folks. Diane<br />and Jack get it on!DKChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06564455767137872485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-25760841517203293012009-06-24T18:41:57.693-07:002009-06-24T18:41:57.693-07:00I should not compose
Haikus when I've been dr...I should not compose <br />Haikus when I've been drinking<br />I'm wasting your time<br /><br />Glory, WTF?<br />That's a war movie, n'est ce pas?<br />Chick flick? Afraid not.Johnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-11382635644390065562009-06-24T18:34:32.865-07:002009-06-24T18:34:32.865-07:00Andre the Giant
A big man with a big heart
Know wh...Andre the Giant<br />A big man with a big heart<br />Know what I'm saying?Johnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-41975071069402482102009-06-24T18:22:38.495-07:002009-06-24T18:22:38.495-07:00And then there's "Beaches".
Bette Mi...And then there's "Beaches".<br />Bette Midler sings, Barbara<br />Hershey gets cancer.<br /><br />Staples of chick flicks:<br />Romance, misunderstandings,<br />Lost love, found love, death.DKChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06564455767137872485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-29990699209668072042009-06-24T18:17:02.889-07:002009-06-24T18:17:02.889-07:00Secret confession
I too enjoyed "Sex" mo...Secret confession<br />I too enjoyed "Sex" movie<br />I didn't want toJPXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03213973405902714780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-90235007060244163512009-06-24T18:15:24.021-07:002009-06-24T18:15:24.021-07:00I think, to this day,
I could recite every line
of...I think, to this day,<br />I could recite every line<br />of Dirty Dancing.<br /><br />Forget, "...the corner"<br />How about this? "I carried<br />a watermelon."DKChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06564455767137872485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-63287033554721747782009-06-24T18:03:44.183-07:002009-06-24T18:03:44.183-07:00Oh, Pretty Woman.
How can you not like, "Cind...Oh, Pretty Woman.<br />How can you not like, "Cinda-<br />Fucking-Rella?"DKChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06564455767137872485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-25293251990357862892009-06-24T18:01:16.575-07:002009-06-24T18:01:16.575-07:00Super secret shame.
(Deep breath) I really loved S...Super secret shame.<br />(Deep breath) I really loved Sex<br />and the City flick.<br /><br />I wanted to hate!<br />Scoffed my way through the theater.<br />Damn you, SJP!DKChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06564455767137872485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-84810650867705803662009-06-24T18:00:31.946-07:002009-06-24T18:00:31.946-07:00Finally saw Footloose
It's against the law to ...Finally saw Footloose<br />It's against the law to dance<br />I want to move there!<br /><br />But, Seriously<br />Why do people love this film?<br />Ridiculous plotJPXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03213973405902714780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-27058319533704885832009-06-24T17:55:09.796-07:002009-06-24T17:55:09.796-07:00Landshark remembered!
Notting Hill tops my all tim...Landshark remembered!<br />Notting Hill tops my all time<br />"perfect movie" list.<br /><br />It's not just chick flicks<br />on my "perfect movie" list.<br />Also on top: Jaws.<br /><br />Recently saw one,<br />"August Rush". Sentimental <br />crap. Yup, I loved it.<br /><br />The truth of it is,<br />I'd rather watch chick flicks.<br />Dramas depress me.DKChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06564455767137872485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-41044831284257471172009-06-24T17:37:35.276-07:002009-06-24T17:37:35.276-07:00thelma and louise
mash-up with dirty dancing:
&quo...thelma and louise<br />mash-up with dirty dancing:<br />"baby" drives off cliff.AChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09439637162161958915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-5307209970076280272009-06-24T16:02:26.179-07:002009-06-24T16:02:26.179-07:00Purist Brits threw a
hissy at ending cheese in
ne...Purist Brits threw a<br />hissy at ending cheese in <br />newest P&P.Landsharkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05693011705112065424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-1334193534282986562009-06-24T15:59:15.862-07:002009-06-24T15:59:15.862-07:00Also a bummer,
thought Hudson was hot and great
in...Also a bummer,<br />thought Hudson was hot and great<br />in Almost Famous.<br /><br />Now she's like movie<br />kryptonite. Who the fuck is<br />feeding her screenplays?Landsharkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05693011705112065424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-10479752337189629162009-06-24T15:47:25.192-07:002009-06-24T15:47:25.192-07:00this ain't my topic.
i'm a chick who hates...this ain't my topic.<br />i'm a chick who hates chick flicks.<br />genetic defect?<br /><br />don't mind emotions,<br />just contrived plots and "outfits"<br />i'm an old tomboy.<br /><br />i'll cry at movies<br />like raising arizona<br />spinal tap, WALL-E<br /><br />do like "4 weddings"<br />odd, since i don't like hugh OR<br />andie OR chick flicks.AChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09439637162161958915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-21991134759406011102009-06-24T15:15:33.716-07:002009-06-24T15:15:33.716-07:00Seriously though
How did this peculiar man
Become ...Seriously though<br />How did this peculiar man<br />Become a heart throb?JPXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03213973405902714780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-15834963862801170012009-06-24T15:07:11.347-07:002009-06-24T15:07:11.347-07:00He’s a weird, weird, man
He’s Matthew McConaughey
...He’s a weird, weird, man<br />He’s Matthew McConaughey<br />He’s "Mr. Chick flick"JPXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03213973405902714780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-87803841852723283312009-06-24T14:57:53.628-07:002009-06-24T14:57:53.628-07:00I forgive you, Hugh
How could I stay mad at you?
T...I forgive you, Hugh<br />How could I stay mad at you?<br />That disarming smileJohnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-39087038533053666502009-06-24T14:51:56.274-07:002009-06-24T14:51:56.274-07:00Maybe I would watch
The blaxploitation version
Lov...Maybe I would watch<br />The blaxploitation version<br />Love, BlactuallyJohnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-52911274932142452642009-06-24T14:50:15.314-07:002009-06-24T14:50:15.314-07:00I reject chick flicks
They rarely contain nun-chuk...I reject chick flicks<br />They rarely contain nun-chuks<br />Or mass beheadings<br /><br />Seth Rogan, Knocked Up<br />An idiot with "feelings"<br />Will he learn some stuff?Johnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.com