tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post9102405782465300161..comments2024-03-28T01:09:15.056-07:00Comments on Horrorthon: HHD: The Human BodyOctopunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-71506842699139524562010-02-24T21:40:52.099-08:002010-02-24T21:40:52.099-08:00We're moving this week
A clothes rack, hand tr...We're moving this week<br />A clothes rack, hand truck, fork lift<br />What my body is<br /><br />Bruises discovered<br />In the light of the next day<br />What did that to me?Octopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-11510292353752833972010-02-24T15:23:55.750-08:002010-02-24T15:23:55.750-08:00Spandex body suit
So, so humiliating
Hope they pai...Spandex body suit<br />So, so humiliating<br />Hope they paid him wellCatfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-46108440343181507832010-02-24T15:21:49.346-08:002010-02-24T15:21:49.346-08:00An old tv fave
Remember Slim Goodbody
Kind of a ma...An old tv fave<br />Remember <a href="http://iheartguts.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/slim_goodbodyx.jpg" rel="nofollow">Slim Goodbody</a><br />Kind of a male GretchCatfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-68538450242828386042010-02-24T15:12:22.086-08:002010-02-24T15:12:22.086-08:00The human body
98 percent water
We're ALMOST d...The human body<br />98 percent water<br />We're ALMOST drowning<br /><br />My capillaries<br />26,000 miles<br />A shitload of bloodHandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-21862780139722962352010-02-24T14:42:27.865-08:002010-02-24T14:42:27.865-08:00I watched Surrogates
one huge flaw in that movie
a...I watched Surrogates<br />one huge flaw in that movie<br />all would be fat blobsCatfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-47905217008735279182010-02-24T14:32:13.480-08:002010-02-24T14:32:13.480-08:00Flawed Matrix theory
Humans only 100 watts
Stupid ...Flawed Matrix theory<br />Humans only 100 watts<br />Stupid computersHandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-72556442314625150222010-02-24T12:26:11.156-08:002010-02-24T12:26:11.156-08:00If you had your own
Custom action figure
How would...If you had your own<br /><a href="http://www.thatsmyface.com/" rel="nofollow">Custom action figure</a><br />How would you use it?<br /><br />You could pass them out<br />to your friends and family<br />at your funeral<br /><br />I really want one<br />I'd always keep it with me<br />To freak people outMr. AChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13467792023921938692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-40674942895273790152010-02-24T12:00:16.036-08:002010-02-24T12:00:16.036-08:00Plastination
It freaks me out, but I can't
Sto...<a href="http://www.bodyworlds.com/download/pressimages/previews/1152653011.jpg" rel="nofollow">Plastination</a><br />It freaks me out, but I can't<br />Stop looking at it<br /><br />Exhibitionist?<br />Have your body plasticized<br />and put on displayMr. AChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13467792023921938692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-51232101012890079452010-02-24T11:10:43.195-08:002010-02-24T11:10:43.195-08:00Those crazy women
With their moving clitorii
Natur...Those crazy women<br />With their moving clitorii<br />Nature's Rubik's CubeHandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-43165573271262223922010-02-24T10:58:23.588-08:002010-02-24T10:58:23.588-08:00No need to go far
Want proof of evolution
just vis...No need to go far<br />Want proof of evolution<br />just visit Walmart<br /><br />Spandex clad beauties<br />Rippling thighs of cellulite<br />natures cottage cheese<br /><br />Gracing the snack bar<br />Braless middle-aged shoppers<br />eating greasy food<br /><br />Lurking in the toys<br />Men pawing action figures<br />wait, that's JPXCatfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-75095229286137576682010-02-24T10:56:55.317-08:002010-02-24T10:56:55.317-08:00Handy body part -
Good thing I have a philtrum
N...Handy body part -<br />Good thing I have a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philtrum" rel="nofollow"> philtrum </a><br />Nice "design," assholeHandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-53930820722483467752010-02-24T10:44:40.441-08:002010-02-24T10:44:40.441-08:00I blame weak muscles
Old people can't hold the...I blame weak muscles<br />Old people can't hold their farts<br />everything gets loose<br /><br />Our girl all jacked up<br />Bet Gretchen can hold her farts<br />squeeze them to diamonds<br /><br />If a fat guy farts<br />while he's alone in the woods<br />is it still funny?Catfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-61661758043945861682010-02-24T10:41:05.520-08:002010-02-24T10:41:05.520-08:00Sloppy design work
Appendix, tonsils, nipples
Want...Sloppy design work<br />Appendix, tonsils, nipples<br />Want my useless shit?<br /><br />Gonna go eat trees<br />And let my newborn suckle<br />Glad I got that shitHandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-41937336411615334002010-02-24T10:38:38.230-08:002010-02-24T10:38:38.230-08:00Physic'ly speaking
Wish I was more like a cat
...Physic'ly speaking<br />Wish I was more like a cat<br />just not poor FluffyCatfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-52874304418169317382010-02-24T10:31:17.711-08:002010-02-24T10:31:17.711-08:00Psssst... hey JPX
check the naked gym guys hands
t...Psssst... hey JPX<br />check the naked gym guys hands<br />tell us, myth or fact<br /><br />Not that I'm obsessed<br />but Tony's got some big hands<br />niiiice...biiiig...ooh sorryCatfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-39033013193813917222010-02-24T10:30:24.321-08:002010-02-24T10:30:24.321-08:00Can't wait for future
My headless clone in clo...Can't wait for future<br />My headless clone in closet<br />Endless organ bankHandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-34105854191773451282010-02-24T10:21:37.783-08:002010-02-24T10:21:37.783-08:00When I was sixteen
benefit of my large breasts
cop...When I was sixteen<br />benefit of my large breasts<br />cops would let me slide<br /><br />At age twenty five<br />benefit of my large breasts <br />free drinks all night long<br /><br />At age forty five<br />benefit of my large breasts<br />None, gravity sucksCatfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-27644715702173926432010-02-24T09:57:51.512-08:002010-02-24T09:57:51.512-08:00Inspector Gadget
Go Go Gadget whatever
Very conven...Inspector Gadget<br />Go Go Gadget <i>whatever</i><br />Very convenientMr. AChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13467792023921938692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-58911767011234682072010-02-24T09:54:46.749-08:002010-02-24T09:54:46.749-08:00I hope the stem cells
are ready to go for me
befor...I hope the stem cells<br />are ready to go for me<br />before I'm too old<br /><br />Upside of stem cells<br />The paralyzed walk again<br />Parkinson's is cured<br /><br />Downside of stem cells<br />Super-rich live forever<br />The rest of us rot<br /><br />Bionic body<br />Amazingly strong muscles<br />But in slow motion<br /><br />If you could design<br />Your own synthetic body<br />What would it be like?Mr. AChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13467792023921938692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-48443110002016474492010-02-24T09:53:34.769-08:002010-02-24T09:53:34.769-08:00Best body function
Air escaping through buttocks
N...Best body function<br />Air escaping through buttocks<br />Never not funnyHandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-15499639241699683332010-02-24T09:43:41.893-08:002010-02-24T09:43:41.893-08:00Evolution proof
Unintelligent design
Men still hav...Evolution proof<br />Unintelligent design<br />Men still have nipples<br /><br />We eat where we breathe<br />And we fuck with our pee things<br />Nice "design," assholeHandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-91196356072295182872010-02-24T09:35:49.057-08:002010-02-24T09:35:49.057-08:00For Johnny Sweatpants
Sensory homunculus
All his f...For Johnny Sweatpants<br /><a href="http://www.parismarashi.com/ppm/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/sensory_homunculus.jpg" rel="nofollow">Sensory homunculus</a><br />All his fav'rite partsMr. AChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13467792023921938692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-71730255593886756822010-02-24T09:24:53.918-08:002010-02-24T09:24:53.918-08:00Proof there is no God
Unintelligent design
Balls o...Proof there is no God<br />Unintelligent design<br />Balls on the outside?Johnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-2237577564371360242010-02-24T09:08:09.973-08:002010-02-24T09:08:09.973-08:00Hmmm, does Pacman poop?
Always eating ghosts and f...Hmmm, does Pacman poop?<br />Always eating ghosts and fruit<br />Should be regularJPXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03213973405902714780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-11174890822714031412010-02-24T08:53:26.899-08:002010-02-24T08:53:26.899-08:00Vagina penis
Clitoris testicles breasts
Anus nippl...Vagina penis<br />Clitoris testicles breasts<br />Anus nipples tongueJohnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.com