|Ozzy, Sammi, and Gene.|
|Satanic rituals never go out of style.|
A few caveats with this stem from Sammi's message to Eddie "You should be loyal to your hero," and Eddie's response -- to slack off in school. OK, ok, I know I'm a teacher and have a bias and everything, but when Ed's BFF Roger tells him he missed Trigonometry class I shed a single tear. In another scene, Roger informs him that Ed missed midterms and he acts as if it's nothing! I was throwing things at Johnny Sweatpants' tv set (but don't tell him that).
|YOU try to find the tangent of ROCK, mofo!|
|"That's what I told Cher when I advised against wearing that for the Turn Back Time video."|