Saturday, October 03, 2015

Nude For Satan

 (1974)**(SBIG)

Out for a late night drive, Dr. Benson happens upon a crashed car with an injured woman in it. He scoops her up and stops off at a nearby castle to try and get her some help. Instead he finds a whirlwind of lunacy, naked women and diabolically laughing men. He and his injured companion also discover their evil duplicates are residing amongst the chaos and they must resist the temptations that are offered to them. To be or not to be nude for Satan, that is the question.

 I'm just going to lay here and laugh at you with my bad teeth.

I know some of you have no tolerance for early 70's sexploitation horror and generally I'm not a huge fan either but sometime you just gotta do it. I found each tantalizing encounter to be even more hilarious then the last. In fact, if this is Satan's house it would make a hell of an x rated amusement park attraction.
Here are some of the highlights:

Satan likes to make shadow puppets on boobies.

Patty cake is the best way to honor Satan.

 Oh no! I am caught in Satan's web what shall I do!

Eeeeeeek it's a giant spider! 

No wait...it's a fat turd with pipe cleaner legs!

7 comments:

AC said...

Sounds awful but entertaining. Also ripe for the MST3K treatment.

Crystal Math said...

I'll have to check this one out! Sounds like a good combination of campiness and demons.

Octopunk said...

Wow that's the worst cinematic giant spider I have ever seen, and I've seen some shitty fake spiders.

Catfreeek said...

No kidding, the legs didn't even move I was laughing myself sick .

Johnny Sweatpants said...

You had me at boobie shadow puppets.

DKC said...

Just...wow. Leaving the 70's camp to you and JSP!

Abduscias said...

Reading this review made my day! Love the comments under the pictures :)

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