tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post4466803972510620871..comments2024-03-28T01:09:15.056-07:00Comments on Horrorthon: Horrorthon Countdown Challenge Day 5! It's Horrorthon Haiku Hump Day and the monster today is YOUOctopunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comBlogger58125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-37304393318236749832012-09-27T23:44:12.161-07:002012-09-27T23:44:12.161-07:00I wait and bombard
50Page Haiku Monster
All your w...I wait and bombard<br />50Page Haiku Monster<br />All your words - worthless<br /><br />(Cat, I LOVE the callback to "Cherry blossoms fall." In that vein...)<br /><br />Cherry blossoms fall<br />Jugular veins ripped open<br />Your mom now kills youHandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-20019795346426629362012-09-27T00:12:58.809-07:002012-09-27T00:12:58.809-07:00Got a sharp knife, but
I'm hilariously small
Z...Got a sharp knife, but<br />I'm hilariously small<br />ZUNI WARRIOR50PageMcGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09463123463076477367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-74203894235303152112012-09-27T00:11:42.821-07:002012-09-27T00:11:42.821-07:00Alternate timeline:
Make crude clay figs, then eat...Alternate timeline:<br />Make crude clay figs, then eat them<br />At Martha Stewart's house50PageMcGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09463123463076477367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-82979441605579744582012-09-27T00:10:16.065-07:002012-09-27T00:10:16.065-07:00I may be a tard
But twice as big, with chainsaw
Ma...I may be a tard<br />But twice as big, with chainsaw<br />Make your face my mask50PageMcGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09463123463076477367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-19232749710816861212012-09-27T00:03:55.180-07:002012-09-27T00:03:55.180-07:00Crawl out of the Earth
Time to indulge TRONKA-STYL...Crawl out of the Earth<br />Time to indulge TRONKA-STYLE<br />I'ma chuck that car.50PageMcGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09463123463076477367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-23795607613137531742012-09-26T23:59:02.547-07:002012-09-26T23:59:02.547-07:00British soldier-boys
Feistier than the others
Stil...British soldier-boys<br />Feistier than the others<br />Still, werewolf supper50PageMcGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09463123463076477367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-10865897265779925702012-09-26T22:57:24.108-07:002012-09-26T22:57:24.108-07:00The silver lining -
Once dead you become a ghost
...The silver lining - <br />Once dead you become a ghost<br />Your turn to annoy <br /><br />Johnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-44009153206524236462012-09-26T22:46:27.027-07:002012-09-26T22:46:27.027-07:00It's a dead guy fight
Over by the dead bike ra...It's a dead guy fight<br />Over by the dead bike racks<br />He stole his dead lunchOctopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-63694891581105291252012-09-26T22:46:21.386-07:002012-09-26T22:46:21.386-07:00Zombies: Hope you choke!
Ghost version: If you o...Zombies: Hope you choke!<br />Ghost version: If you off me<br />Fuck your dead ass up<br />Octopunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14948127593611773731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-28432254030641225482012-09-26T22:34:24.775-07:002012-09-26T22:34:24.775-07:00So it's come to this
The ghost clearly wants m...So it's come to this<br />The ghost clearly wants me dead <br />Everybody dies<br /><br /><br />Johnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-59155279319451341372012-09-26T22:23:35.417-07:002012-09-26T22:23:35.417-07:00Don't argue with ghosts
They cannot be reasone...Don't argue with ghosts<br />They cannot be reasoned with<br />Stubborn dead bastards<br /><br /><br />Johnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-71941033680624017792012-09-26T21:43:55.278-07:002012-09-26T21:43:55.278-07:00I get it - you died
Sucks, but it's not my con...I get it - you died<br />Sucks, but it's not my concern<br />Bother someone else Johnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-87499766667406740772012-09-26T21:30:30.089-07:002012-09-26T21:30:30.089-07:00(Back to Handsome Stan)
Dissed from ghost party
S...(Back to Handsome Stan)<br /><br />Dissed from ghost party<br />Self esteem not faring well<br />At least I'm alive<br /><br />(Ode to JPX)<br /><br />Please don't poop at work<br />I don't care if you're a ghost <br />The smell upsets meJohnny Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00096734271846528993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-45525219086622213252012-09-26T20:52:45.675-07:002012-09-26T20:52:45.675-07:00Jason's birth control
kills them before they f...Jason's birth control<br />kills them before they finish<br />went before they came<br /> Catfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-77603120513195173782012-09-26T20:48:55.571-07:002012-09-26T20:48:55.571-07:00Cherry blossoms fall
a lone figure shuffles past
h...Cherry blossoms fall<br />a lone figure shuffles past<br />he can smell your brainCatfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-53132817187703195782012-09-26T20:47:28.161-07:002012-09-26T20:47:28.161-07:00Our queues all stocked up
Netflix must love Horror...Our queues all stocked up<br />Netflix must love Horrorthon<br />October sales spike<br />Catfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-1800302693532077482012-09-26T20:43:06.467-07:002012-09-26T20:43:06.467-07:00Hat, cape, unibrow
Coffin Joe with nails so long
w...Hat, cape, unibrow<br />Coffin Joe with nails so long<br />won't you scratch my back<br />Catfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-51040436729452507182012-09-26T20:40:18.548-07:002012-09-26T20:40:18.548-07:00Oh boy it's summer!
more kids for me to slaugh...Oh boy it's summer!<br />more kids for me to slaughter<br />while they do the deed<br /><br />Catfreeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06215307648862899154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-50036211086712481782012-09-26T20:21:15.300-07:002012-09-26T20:21:15.300-07:00Haunt Cuisine
Fresh, hot, delicious
Consistency of...<a rel="nofollow"><i><b>Haunt Cuisine</b></i></a><br />Fresh, hot, delicious<br />Consistency of custard<br />The sweet taste of brains<br /><br /><a rel="nofollow"><i><b>Musings of a Zombie</b></i></a><br />Shuffle, shuffle, step<br />Groan, falter, shuffle<br />Turn head, bite, swallow<br /><br /><a rel="nofollow"><i><b>It’s Not Easy Being Grrrreen</b></i></a><br />Entrails drag behind<br />Rotted flesh hangs from my bones<br />Wish I had stayed dead<br /><br /><a rel="nofollow"><i><b>Misunderstood Monster</b></i></a><br />Hey, don’t run away<br />Really, it’s just glandular<br />The name’s Frank, not BlobMr. AChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13467792023921938692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-75185120795273006222012-09-26T19:52:54.709-07:002012-09-26T19:52:54.709-07:00Might be a small guy,
But my knife and teeth are s...Might be a small guy,<br />But my knife and teeth are sharp!<br />Your ankles are mine!!<br />DKChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06564455767137872485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-89057547584868142452012-09-26T19:45:50.224-07:002012-09-26T19:45:50.224-07:00"I shall not pass," huh?
Whip your ankle..."I shall not pass," huh?<br />Whip your ankle, wizard-bitch<br />Balrog don't play datHandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-19546415138966243042012-09-26T19:42:45.025-07:002012-09-26T19:42:45.025-07:00Eating wooden boy
Making Kid Stan shit his pants
M...Eating wooden boy<br />Making Kid Stan shit his pants<br />My name is MonstroHandsomeStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05948000388685402496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-37614681071386763532012-09-26T18:36:20.277-07:002012-09-26T18:36:20.277-07:00Came outta Mommy,
Then pushed her off the landing....Came outta Mommy,<br />Then pushed her off the landing.<br />Next stop: the White House.Juliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00184365519786868306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-57123667795770992862012-09-26T18:33:37.693-07:002012-09-26T18:33:37.693-07:00All work and no play
Makes Johnny a dull boy--schw...All work and no play<br />Makes Johnny a dull boy--schwak!<br />All work and no play....Juliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00184365519786868306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17244873.post-39772956731976955822012-09-26T16:51:25.380-07:002012-09-26T16:51:25.380-07:00Where's the damn sugar!?
Our giant queen is cr...Where's the damn sugar!?<br />Our giant queen is cranky,<br />outta my way, kid!DKChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06564455767137872485noreply@blogger.com