Friday, December 09, 2011

DCD's Best of H-thon 2011

Screw work, dammit!

I wanted to do so much more this year! Oh well.  Without further ado...

All Around Fave: Burning Bright.  This movie hit all the right chords for me and I have JPX to thank as his review of it last year peaked my interest. Definitely recommend it to all Horrorthoners!

Worst Movie: Blood Creek. Nazi Zombies! How could it miss! I guess because it wasn't Dead Snow...

Most Disturbing:  Paranormal Activity 2.  Although it didn't freak me out quite as much as the first one, it still totally delivered.  Plus it had the added element of the baby being in danger, which disturbs me much more then random adults.

Scariest/Tension Filled:  Tie - PA2 and Burning Bright.  Both more for the tension built throughout as opposed to "in your face" scares.

Goriest: Blood Creek  - however, it was pretty lame CGI gore, so I'm not giving it that much credit.

Scream Queen:  Janet Blair from Burn, Witch, Burn.

 I love the old black and white movies for the incredible atmosphere.
 Love it!

Not to be confused with - Hottest Hottie:  Briana Evigan from Burning Bright. Hot and smart, what's not to like?

Scariest Monster: The one you could actually meet one day if you were ever traipsing through the forests of Siberia...
 
Eek! 

Hidden Gem: Got to give it up to Burning Bright once again.  In a close second, I would recommend The Perfect Host. David Hyde Pierce is really wonderful in that movie.  I just had too many issues with the last half hour to bump Burning Bright from this spot.

Even though I only watched five (wah-waaaaahhhh) flicks this year, I was pleased with my choices as I felt I found some interesting films.

Thursday, December 08, 2011

Coulrophobia

Yes, JPX, it has a name: Coulrophobia, the "irrational" fear of clowns. I came across this definition following some links. So the medical/scientific community is right on top of this one, rest assured.


(more art here)

Vote Vote Vote! Vote for your favorites!


Welcome to the first ever Horrorthonner Favorite Awards! Or Something! I Don't Know What We'll Call Them! Welcome!

It's been another great contest and I think now more than ever we should formally recognize the talents on display here besides the uncanny ability to hork down fat plates of horror. Mmm-MMM!

In the comments of this post, cast a vote for your favorite example of the following categories among all the reviews of Horrorthon 2011.

All-around favorite review
Funniest review
Best So Bad It's Good review
Best discovery
Most obscure discovery
Best coverage of a theme or series
Best screenshot
Funniest comment


If you wish to review further, check the technological marvel that is the Horrorthon Score Page for links to everyone's work. Feel free to add a category or, if you can't think of a good example of something, leave a category out. This is our first time with this and things can be even more fluid than usual. That also means the floor is open to any questions or comments along the way.

The Best Ofs holdouts are still encouraged to post! We miss you!

We'll be posting results on Sunday, and then I'll reveal the winner of September's Caption Contest on Monday and we'll be back to business for Xmas. Horrorthon has been one of my favorite things about the holiday season since it started, and this was a banner year. Thanks for coming back, everybody.

Now vote!

Tuesday, December 06, 2011

Happy Birthday Catfreeek!


Hope you had a freakalicious birthday and that all of your twisted, deeply disturbing dreams come true. You rock, Catfreeek! 



Monday, December 05, 2011

Horrorthon Faves! Voting in a few days!


Here's what I'm thinking about for this week, before Horrorthon returns to its regularly scheduled bloggery. I hope those of us still holding out on Best Ofs (I can't make fun, I waited until December) manage to post them over the next few days, then I'll do a post calling for votes on various 2011 favorites. We can vote for a couple of days and then all have pie. Here are the categories we thunk up so far.

Straight-up Most Movies Watched (Abby won!)
All-Around Favorite review
Funniest review
Best So Bad It's Good review
Best Discovery
Most Obscure Discovery
Best coverage of a theme or series
Best Screenshot
Funniest comment

I suggest everyone look over our two months of output over the next couple of days and think up some faves in these categories and any other write-in categories you can think of. I'll do a post Wednesday night that we can all attach votes to in the comments section.

I'm thinking we can keep it flexible. If you can't think of a good example for "funniest comment," for example (as that might require a lot of re-reading), blow it off. If two categories are too similar, drop one of them. It's our first year doing this and Horrorthon is always an evolving beast.

Great contest this year, guys. Cracking good stuff. See you here on Wednesday.

The Walking Dead discussion


I went back and watched most of the first season again and it's just so good...anyway there needs to be lots and lots of spoiler-iffic Horrorthon discussion of the show. We can either do it here or keep adding to my original post below. (I just added a comment there.) All SPOILERS should stay on the comment page(s); read at your own risk etc.

"Hey, 'Walker-Bait'!"

Sunday, December 04, 2011

See Octopunk at work!


If you click here you can watch the three-minute making-of video about the show I worked on last spring. I make a brief appearance at 2:46.

Saturday, December 03, 2011

Octopunk's Best of Horrorthon 2011


Man, what a contest this year! I am SO glad we imposed a deadline, otherwise I'd be living with guilty pressure for months to come, and maybe the whole year. Looking at the month I'm embarrassed to note that of my 26 movies I only posted 7 reviews during actual October. And then that crazy 15 review weekend... sorry about that. Thanks to everyone for taking the time to read such a dense text bomb.

I was only able to finish because I did NOT write my reviews in the order in which I saw them, something I've rigidly stuck to since I've been a 'thonner for no reason I can think of now. It was way more fun to write the review I was thinking about, instead of grinding through the next one no matter what. Then I even posted them out of order and the world didn't explode, so I'm blowing that system off for good. It just slowed me down.

And, for I hope the last time this year, I have caught up on comments again, going back to 50P's Trollhunter review.

Now, the brass tacks:


All-Around Favorite Movie: Monsters, with Trollhunter coming in as a close second.

Best Hidden Gem Movie: An honorable mention to Homebodies, but the winner is Gorgo for the sneaky trick of being one of the best of its genre.

Worst Movie: Blood Beach, hands down. I'd say they just tied a camera and microphone around a dog's neck and called it a movie, but that would be unfair to dogs.

Best So Bad It's Good Movie: Saturn 3, which was just relentlessly unintentionally silly.

Most Disturbing Movie: Carved: The Slit-Mouthed Woman because that ghost was just so damn random and mean. Honorable mention to Let's Scare Jessica to Death for its offputting weirdness.

Goriest Movie: Piranha 3D, with a respectful nod to Zombie

Scariest Movie: Black Sabbath, thanks to the Gritted Teeth Lady. Aaaah! She's here!

Best Looking Monster: I thought about the humongous Jotnar troll from Trollhunter and the brain critters from Fiend Without a Face, but the winner is Gorgo, for being everything you could want in a rampaging monster and still looking somewhat original.

Most Memorable Death: The chick whose hair gets tangled in the boat propeller in Piranha, because it culminates with all the skin from her upper lip to the top of her face being ripped off. It's not even clear that she dies, but having one's face skinned is... yuck.

Most Avoidable Death: This is a tie. There's the person in Zombieland who pranks somebody by pretending to be a zombie and the idiot in Jeepers Creepers 2 who plays with the unconscious Creeper's wing that's sticking through the roof of the bus.



Hottest Hottie: How come nobody's picking hottest hotties? Honorable mention to Samantha from Monsters (actress Whitney Able, top), but the win goes to 50s cutie-pie Kim Parker, whose short film career graced Fiend Without a Face.

Thanks for another great year, folks! I'll do a post shortly about voting for some favorites.

One more thing: I watched seven movies this year as a direct result of being recommended by other 'thonners:

JSP: Zombie and Homebodies
Cat: Black Sabbath and Idle Hands
DCD: Let's Scare Jessica to Death
JPX: Carved: The Slit-Mouthed Woman and Trollhunter

They were ALL winners. We're going to do a pregame recommendation powwow every year.

Gorgo demands it!

Friday, December 02, 2011

The Walking Dead


I've been MIA all through the festivities this year because I've been very busy with a couple of things, but also because I'm just not really in the horror movie vibe right now (Sacrilege!). I've lurked and read a lot of the (great) reviews and I've been impressed with the quality and quantity of everybody's output here, but as I see the little photographs of bloody faces, ghouls, knives etc. flow past day by day on the site I realize that I'm not really in the "horror movie" headspace right now.

But then I discovered The Walking Dead, just this week, and now, having watched the entire series in two days, I'm so excited about what I've seen that I wanted to come back here and mention it. (I understand there's a blogger website created by enthusiastic and smart horror fans...) With one or two small niggling issues, I'm totally sold on the series and I have a couple of meager observations:

First of all, I'm not going to summarize or "critique" the various elements in Walking Dead, because, well, boring, right? I could go through the scenes, the performances, the excellent moments, the complex plotting, the various homages to the rich tradition of zombie stories. (I could even pull out little framegrabs and give them witty captions like "This guy's had enough lunch" or whatever.) But there's plenty of that kind of thing all over the web and I don't think anybody needs me to talk about Lori's character development or whether Rick made the right decision or whatever.

What's vastly more interesting to me is the larger questions of horror storytelling. AMC (creators of Mad Men and Breaking Bad) (obviously) put Frank Darabont in charge of this, and really, what's provided here is exactly the antidote to my "horror fatigue" that I was discussing above. The classic, vanilla "zombie apocalypse" that occurs here is not any different than any other ZA (including classic Romero but also Zombieland). Romero's movies invented a storytelling format that's been copied by everyone else (including the makers of 28 Days Later and other near-beer variations on the idea), but they also invented the ZA, which is pretty much a constant through all zombie stories (since zombies = zombie apocalypse, which has been demonstrated elsewhere on Horrorthon).

What's different here is the post-Sopranos long-form cable-tv storytelling mode, and this is a seismic shift. Gangster movies were revolutionized by The Godfather, but even The Godfather is dwarfed by The Sopranos, which was the first example of what I'm calling a new kind of storytelling that isn't really movies or television but has more to do with long-form novels or book series. The Walking Dead uses the Zombie Apocalypse as a setting for its story (not as the story itself), so that the Achilles' Heel of horror -- inferior characterizations and drama -- is eliminated. It's not that the writing/acting/directing is suddenly at Kubrick levels or anything like that: it's simply the format itself that allows for something new that can't be done on a movie screen.

I'm not knowledgeable enough about zombie lore to properly contextualize The Walking Dead against the backdrop of the dozens and dozens of zombie movies and comics and TV shows that are out there. Nevertheless, for me, this series was like the perfect antidote to "horror fatigue," because that part of me that's so damn tired of putting up with the chronic inadequacies of horror (bad characters, bad acting, feeble human story) was so invigorated and refreshed by this series. It took forty years to get from The Public Enemy (where James Cagney defined the movie gangster) to The Godfather (which finally brought novelistic depth to the idea); it took about the same amount of time to get from Romero's prototypes and templates to The Walking Dead's far richer exploration of the idea.

So, sorry I missed Horrorthon this year, but (as I'm saying) I got a little burned out, and this wonderful AMC series was just what the doctor ordered. (Anyone who wants to talk at length about the series can meet me on the comment page.)

JPX's Best of Horrorthon 2011

Wow, what a great, fun season! I am very pleased with the selections I made this year and I enjoyed nearly all of them. Here we go...



Favorite Movie: Lake Mungo

Weeks later I am still thinking about this unsettling film. Lake Mungo is a slow burning examination of fear and loneliness. I’ve never seen a movie that seamlessly combines chills and pathos so effectively. I hope everyone watches this haunting story next year. Close runner-ups include Troll Hunter and The Tunnel.



Hidden Gem: Rare Exports: A Christmas Story

This charming Finnish film plays almost like a live version of Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas without the insufferable musical numbers. Part freaky but mostly charming this film will become an annual favorite to bridge the gap between Halloween and Christmas. It has a terrific, unique style and it’s one of the few films I have seen where I didn’t want to toss the child actors into a meat grinder.



Worst: Hellraiser: Revelations

The Hellraiser films have always been the b-movies of the horror landscape. While the first two have some game most feel more like segments from an anthology series that never made it onto the air. I generally enjoy this series but this attempted reboot was a failure in every respect. Doug Bradley was wise to sit this one out. Close tie with Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark.



So Bad It's Good: Deadly Messages

This 1980s made-for-television has it all; damsel in distress, easy-to-solve-mystery, and a laughable killer (see above).



Most Disturbing: Megan is Missing

While not a “scary” movie Megan is Missing is a very unsettling look at tweens and the trouble they are capable of getting into due to bad teenage judgment. Not only was I bothered by the “danger” I was also troubled by the film’s depiction of disturbing teenage behavior.



Goriest: SAW 3D

Human Centipede 2 would be my pick but I never wrote up the review. With SAW 3D you get the usual sequence of gory, literally side-splitting traps.



Scariest: The Tunnel

While Lake Mungo is my pick for favorite due to its unsettling nature, I would have to say the claustrophobic setting of The Tunnel creates a suffocating environment where escape is nearly impossible. What makes it especially creepy/effective is that it does not take place in a remote setting but rather underneath the streets of a bustling city.



Memorable Death: Troll Hunter

Turning a raging troll into a rock with a beam of light is one of the more original deaths I’ve seen in a long time. Sledge hammering the troll rock to pieces is just the icing on the cake.



Best Lookin' Monster: Troll Hunter

The trolls of Troll Hunter ranged from completely silly to downright scary. I loved the look of these guys.



Avoidable Death: Dream Cruise

Rather than accepting a strange invitation from your lover’s husband to take an unscheduled boat trip, you would be wise to make up an excuse.



Funniest: The Ghost Train

It begins and ends with Tommy Gander. I will let the picture speak for itself.

Thursday, December 01, 2011

Bonus Horrorthon Challenge!



Pop quiz, hot shots:


How many of the 72 horror icons can you identify? 



The Rules: Click on the images to embiggen them. Make a 1-72 list. Name the movie each killer represents and then paste your answers in the comments section before reading anyone else's responses. Horrorthon mascot Gretchen is #35. 

- You don't have to name a movie for Alfred Hitchcock, Vincent Price or Peter Cushing as long as you tag them. 

- Everyone else is a proper horror movie killer. 

- You don't have to specify a a sequel in a series such as Friday the 13th (but it would be pretty cool if you did). 

The Prize: There is no prize.

Good luck.  

Don't cheat.  

Salem's Lot 1979 and Salem's Lot 2024

Happy Halloween everybody! Julie's working late and the boy doesn't have school tomorrow so he's heading to one of those crazy f...