X17 Online got pictures of Lindsay Lohan early this morning, passed out drunk while her enabler friend Samantha Morton drives them home from another night in the clubs. I dare you to try this crap if you’re not famous and in LA, where the cops have proven time and time again that the rich and famous will not - under any circumstances - be made to follow the law. I dare you to get drunk, crash your car, flee the scene only to have the cops find coke in your car and then have to track you down, then get smashed the very next night in full view of the world. In the real world, the cop wouldn’t even approach you before he opened fire. He’d just shoot you right though the glass. And I think it might be legal.
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Lindsay doing her usual thang
X17 Online got pictures of Lindsay Lohan early this morning, passed out drunk while her enabler friend Samantha Morton drives them home from another night in the clubs. I dare you to try this crap if you’re not famous and in LA, where the cops have proven time and time again that the rich and famous will not - under any circumstances - be made to follow the law. I dare you to get drunk, crash your car, flee the scene only to have the cops find coke in your car and then have to track you down, then get smashed the very next night in full view of the world. In the real world, the cop wouldn’t even approach you before he opened fire. He’d just shoot you right though the glass. And I think it might be legal.
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Oh come on, this is a huge missed opportunity: a reality show based on pranks inflicted on passed-out celebrities! Just add a can of shaving cream to that scene and watch the sponsors roll in.
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