From cracked, We like to think we're above pointing out that this thing totally looks like a cock, which by the way, it does. A cock that shoots dangerous projectiles that can put an eye out (chew on that, Freud).
But besides clearly looking like something mom mistakenly bought for herself, the Sixfinger fulfills every child's dream of having a grotesque birth defect. As you can see from the downright nightmarish ad, it might as well be a strap-on clubbed foot that's also a water pistol.
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4 comments:
I totally want a Sixfinger.
How does it stay in your hand when you have all your fingers out?
Hilarious!
"Just squeeze a stumpy orange dick and watch fear come yodeling towards you in a pair of fat dancing ghost pants. This was either invented by a Nazi war criminal or Walt Disney. Maybe both."
Ahh! I was gonna quote "Just squeeze a stumpy orange dick and watch fear come yodeling towards you in a pair of fat dancing ghost pants."
Excellent list. Love that big scary grinning robot, too.
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