Sunday, October 11, 2020

Happy birthday, Johnny Sweatpants!

HBDJSP! When you take your whacks at life, may your aim be as true as whomever was wielding this axe on this cake. [SLURCH]

2 comments:

Octopunk said...

Happy Birthday, you right mad bastard! Are you doing something fun and goofy? Yeah? Well KNOCK IT OFF AND WATCH A HORROR MOVIE.

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Thanks! I have been watching horror steadily...

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