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From thesuperficial, Hey, everybody! Sarah Jessica Parker had her mole removed which makes her 1/1,000th less abrasive to look at. Yay!
[excerpt from movie review of Sex and the City, which might have inspired her to have it removed] "There's nothing wrong with Sarah Jessica Parker that couldn't be cured by wart-removal surgery. That growth on her face just gets bigger with every close-up, and in the full-length movie version of Sex and the City it's so distracting you can't concentrate on anything else. It's not a beauty mark. I guess you can't tell a co-producer anything, but listen up, girl. At this point, you would make a wonderful Halloween witch."
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I need to surf over to TMZ and see if this is true or not, that could so easily be photoshopped away.
Heck, Jordan could make a new mole out of his own face to put on there if he wanted!
I would pay to see that!
(on a personal note, she doesn't look that bad to me in the lower photo)
It's apparently true!
I actually had to have two face moles removed, back when I was auditioning for commercials. I was pretty happy to get rid of them. They were cute at one point in my life, but eventually they started to overtake any photos of me. Finally my agent was like, "Um...this is a little awkward, but like, whassup with your huge ass moles?" And I was like, "Don't even sweat it. I'll hack those things off in a heartbeat." Never looked back.
But one funny thing was that the lab that inspects all moles--just in case--lost my moles. Just lost 'em. They were very apologetic. I actually went ahead and got four moles total removed that day. Two on the face and two pesky ones that I always hated elsewhere. All lost by the lab. Where did they go? Maybe they are having adventures somewhere.
That reminds me of a special I saw about JFK's assassination, because the forensics lab that examined his body lost his brain.
Wow, SJP gets her mole removed. I thought I never see the day, and Julie had MIA moles, that's crazy!
OMG, I am dying over that mole story Julie! I like how they were "most apologetic" after losing them.
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