Friday, September 04, 2009

The 9 Most Questionable Batman Toys

#3 Batman Water Pistol

From toplessrobot, Pump Batman's genitals and he'll projectile vomit on your friends and family. There really isn't anything right about this incredible device, and one has to wonder if this was done intentionally.

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5 comments:

Catfreeek said...

The fill hole is his butt, haha!

AC said...

he sure looks ready to "receive"

Jordan said...

The toy designer was later found dead by apparent suicide

(I made that up)

Octopunk said...

There are some serious clunkers on that list but the water pistol is by far the winner.

I remember Crazy Foam. It was one of those things my Mom would never get for me, except for one time when she relented. Probably she figured I'd see the pointlessness of it but I doubt I did.

You have to admire the marketing moxie. It's freaking shaving cream.

Catfreeek said...

Take a good look at Batman's legs too, he's actually a midget. He has that signature husky butt and full thighs and the legs are way too short for an average male. So the squirt gun's designer had a vision of Batman as a spewing midget receiver with pumping genitals.

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