Wednesday, April 28, 2010

5 traditional Star Trek elements I would like to see in the next movie



1) Yeoman Rand

2) duplicate Kirk

3) brig force field

4) argument with computer

5) Vulcan lyre

11 comments:

AC said...

at the risk of incurring the wrath of jordan... i'm dying of laughter right now. wrong response?

Octopunk said...

Moved this. We like to keep the Haiku post on top on Wednesdays.

I think Kristen Bell is playing Yeoman Rand, so 1 is already in.

3 and 5 are excellent.

2 and 4 seemed too old school to me at first, but then I recalled that J.J. Abrams will be handling it, and he could make those cool.

Octopunk said...

Actually, the more I think about it, the more fun a Chris Pine evil Kirk gets. Yeah, evil Kirk!

Jordan said...

Understood about the HHD. I actually figured it would get moved.

If Horrorthon was a town, there would be a huge parade every Wednesday...and I would be the old grouch who was trying to cross Main Street.

Jordan said...

Octo, I purposefully went for the most retro, old-school motifs I could think of.

JPX said...

I'd like to see a Horta. I loved the remake but I didn't dig that ice planet creature, something about it made it difficult to "see".

Octopunk said...

There's something about the sentence "I'd like to see a Horta" I find really charming. And I share your opinion; that monster could have been better.

Jordan said...

Ironic since the whole episode exists solely because of that rubber monster costume! True story. The weird-costume guy on Trek had made that for something else (it wasn't used) and he got inside it and crawled into Gene L. Coon's office. Coon (Producer; 2nd in command of the show under Roddenberry; left after the second season) said, "That's great! Can we use that? I'll write a show around it!"

And he did, obviously; the result is "Devil in the Dark," one of the very best Star Trek episodes ever. And it's not even a decent monster! That's Trek for you. I'd also like to see a Horta.

Jordan said...

It's amazing that, even for someone as obsessed with special effects as myself, with so many of the best made sci-fi movies amongst my favorites, that I would hold Star Trek in such high regard, since the production values are so low. I'm not kidding, either; I think the only stuff I've got in my television "library" that's worse made than original Star Trek is... I don't even know. Even Twilight Zone, from roughly the same period, has a crisp black-and-white pictorial sophistication and class that eludes Trek. And yet it's still arguably the best sci-fi ever. Go figure.

50PageMcGee said...

if horrorthon were a town, what would catfreeek be?


oh right --- the crazy lady with all the cats.

Jordan said...

Going back to Octopunk's comment, YES! I concur that J. J. Abrams could absolutely knock "argument with computer" out of the park.

Especially if it was an OLD computer...or a really weird one...or a really crazy one. I must say the mind reels.

Afterwards, I imagine Pine and Quinto repeating the Shatner/Nimoy exchange:

SPOCK: "And, I must say, Captain: that was an impressive exercise in logic with which you engaged the X-5 computer." [or whatever the fuck it is --J]

KIRK: "Didn't think I had it in me, did you, Spock?"

SPOCK: "No, sir."

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