(2008) *1/2
Q: What do Ernest Borgnine, Robert Patrick, and Jonah Hill have in common?
A: They acted in this regrettable, forgettable comedy.
Q: What's the plot?
A: Steve Zahn tries to keep his lame nature show on the air, and goes on a quest for higher ratings by bringing a crew to track down Bigfoot.
Q: What the hell were you thinking?
A: I assumed from the plot synopsis that there would be way more Bigfoot action (spoiler alert: almost none), or at least some laughs (spoiler alert: almost none).
Q: Didn't the Rotten Tomatoes score of 2% scare you off?
A: Sadly, no.
Q: Have you learned your lesson?
A: Probably not.
6 comments:
Way to draw first blood AC! Thanks, I'll pass..
Congrats on first blood! Sounds like a drag though.
Love this review!! First blood award to AC!
I love the way you framed this review, AC!!! Nice job jumping out ahead!*
*jerk
funniest review yet.
Ooh, wow, two percent? In the words of Anthony Michael Hall, that's nasty Wyatt. Nice opening shot, AC.
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