First rule of Horrorthon is: watch horror movies. Second rule of Horrorthon is: write about it. Warn us. Tempt us. The one who watches the most movies in 31 days wins. There is no prize.
Let’s see, where shall we begin? The necklace is a little gaudy. Your arms are the same size as your legs. You have no distinguishing facial features. Your silver boots clash with the gold belt and necklace. Your belt is obscenely large. You’re not carrying a weapon. And finally, you are of such inferior quality, you wouldn’t pass as a McDonalds Happy Meal toy today!
As the only potentially interesting detail, I think the necklace is too understated (which is exactly why it looks like a necklace, and not a couple of circles like it's supposed to.
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Let’s see, where shall we begin? The necklace is a little gaudy. Your arms are the same size as your legs. You have no distinguishing facial features. Your silver boots clash with the gold belt and necklace. Your belt is obscenely large. You’re not carrying a weapon. And finally, you are of such inferior quality, you wouldn’t pass as a McDonalds Happy Meal toy today!
As the only potentially interesting detail, I think the necklace is too understated (which is exactly why it looks like a necklace, and not a couple of circles like it's supposed to.
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