"Kirsten has fallen head over heels for Johnny. She met the band last week and immediately hit it off with him. They have been on the phone ever since and getting on like a house on fire. She flew all the way from LA to be in Texas with Johnny. It's the real deal - they're a proper item. They were snogging at the side of the stage. He was wearing an oversized leather jacket and playing air guitar and air drums. She was fluttering her eyelashes at him like a smitten teenager."
It's kind of incredible that the two least attractive people on Earth managed to find each other like this. Can you imagine what their kids would look like? Instead of teeth they'd just have jagged pieces of fungus coming out of their mouths.
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You're just baiting me, aren't you? Seriously, isn't that the main reason we've become a Horror, Sci-Fi and Kirsten Dunst-bashing blog?
Still a fan...
Hee hee hee...
Razerlight is a shitty, shitty band.
She has a smushed face.
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