Lindsay Lohan is pious

From WWTDD, "Lindsay Lohan is back from New York and was seen having lunch at the Ivy yesterday, and in a move that was not staged at all, the book 'God's Promises For Your Every Need' was face up on the front seat of her convertible. The book is said to be filled with wise and comforting Bible passages for every occasion. Note that she also has a pair of gold handcuffs on her rear view mirror. Because what awaits each one of us in Heaven is eternal bliss, divine rest and gold handcuffs so you can bind your lover while you whip her on the ass and force her to drink out of the toilet."