From WWTDD, "People who follow this kind of thing know that Kirsten Dunst broke up with Fabrizio Moretti after Dunst started dating Razorlight (whatever the hell that is) lead singer Johnny Borrell. But Radar Online says there was a very good reason Dunst was looking elsewhere. Oh, and its just shocking.'Drew Barrymore's tender touch might have done a number on her rocker ex's love life. Earlier this year, Fabrizio Moretti, the drummer for the Strokes and Barrymore's on-and-off boyfriend of nearly five years, was dating Kirsten Dunst. But in mid-March, the Spiderman actress abruptly split with Moretti and took up with Razorlight singer Johnny Borrell. While trading up from a drummer to a frontman might seem like an obvious move, a source who discussed the breakup with Dunst says there was another factor: Despite repeated entreaties, Dunst couldn't persuade Moretti to have sex with her.'
Well of course he didn’t want to touch Kirsten Dunst. You could put glasses on a pillow with a mop for hair and more people would rather fuck that than Kirsten Dunst. I'd rather put my dick inside a box of M-80s than Kirsten Dunst. True story - on my wall behind me I have a poster for Oceans 11, and one time I opened a picture of Kirsten Dunst, and when I turned around, the image of George Clooney was throwing up. "
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I think Drew left some lasting mark that only viewing him naked would reveal.
I mean, she was divorced by Tom Green. Tom Green. That weirdo married that hottie and then said "uh, never mind."
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