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Wednesday, August 15, 2007
1/BOO
Re-set your retinae on Keira, to recover from the Kirsten Dunst thing. (Sorry about that)
(I mean, I'm sorry but the only man in the world who not only doesn't like but is actively repulsed by Angelina Jolie's lips is not someone to listen to on this subject.)
For Heaven's sake, Keira's upper lip is what makes the whole "I'm seducing Johnny Depp, but not really" sequence in Dead Man's Chest work.
Your "post-it-note trick" is actually a perfect way to see exactly why she's so pretty. Look at that Mona Lisa asymmetrical near-pout...I mean, you actually are crazy.
By "Mona Lisa asymmetrical near-pout," you must be referring to the alternate painted-over version from that time Leonardo was painting Mona's lips and his dog bit him on the nuts.
If I was drawing that face, and I drew the line from the right corner of her mouth to the top of her lip, I'd laugh at my ineptitude and start erasing.
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I don't deny she's pretty, but look at her lips. Just her lips, not the rest. Cover your monitor with post-its to make it work if you have to.
Two shapeless worms.
You're crazy
(I mean, I'm sorry but the only man in the world who not only doesn't like but is actively repulsed by Angelina Jolie's lips is not someone to listen to on this subject.)
For Heaven's sake, Keira's upper lip is what makes the whole "I'm seducing Johnny Depp, but not really" sequence in Dead Man's Chest work.
Your "post-it-note trick" is actually a perfect way to see exactly why she's so pretty. Look at that Mona Lisa asymmetrical near-pout...I mean, you actually are crazy.
I also question your sanity on this one Octo. I tried your suggestion and all it did was make me want to make out with my monitor.
I'm embarrased to say that my monitor is now smudged as well.
By "Mona Lisa asymmetrical near-pout," you must be referring to the alternate painted-over version from that time Leonardo was painting Mona's lips and his dog bit him on the nuts.
If I was drawing that face, and I drew the line from the right corner of her mouth to the top of her lip, I'd laugh at my ineptitude and start erasing.
(Her right.)
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