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Friday, August 03, 2007
Crappy director remaking Escape From New York?
From AICN, Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
IESB reports that Len Wiseman is in talks to direct both GEARS OF WAR and the ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK remake for New Line.
Regular AICN readers may recall my (surprisingly) favorable review of Ken Nolan's ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK remake script. In that review, I strongly suggested this project required a director who understood both subtext and uncompromising grit. In my opinion, Wiseman has demonstrated an understanding of neither.
I found his UNDERWORLD films to be slick, but sloppy, and heartless...and LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD to be meandering and tepid. I know some folks ended up (somewhat unexpectedly) cutting him slack for DIE HARD this Summer. Personally, I thought little about the film worked. It bored me, and I am a huge DIE HARD fan. McClane didn't feel like McClane, and the "crisis" was too decentralized and uninvolvingly (that's probably not a word) presented to seem either frightening or urgent.
As for GEARS OF WAR? I haven't read Stuart Beattie's screenplay so I can't comment on whether or not Wiseman is a good fit for the project. My son plays the game religiously, however - it's an aesthetically dense, intensely designed, supremely violent actioner that might actually match Mr. Wiseman's sensibilities rather well.
More info as more become available.
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Somehow I forgot that the Underworld dude directed Live Free or Die Hard, and then I saw it and enjoyed it.
(That's right, I saw Die Hard. I'll probably get the review written before it comes out on dvd.)
But yeah, it was waaaay better than Underworld. Which makes me not worry about Escape from New York, which I don't care about as much as Die Hard anyway.
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