Yeah, I know: the body's perfect, the hair's perfect, the eyes and nose are perfect, the jaw's perfect, but those lips are too big. It's like the boys at the secret Perfect Woman Laboratory decided to fabricate her lips after lunch one day, spun the size dial idly while ordering, and when the pizza boy (played by Bob Denver) walked in he tripped and fell and pressed the wrong button.
Of course that's ridiculous. I know that in real life a celebrity of Angie's caliber has her look perfected by skilled stylists before any public appearance. On her way out to meet the public she's attended by experts in hair, makeup, wardrobe -- and then last thing before she's out the door a big Romanian woman she's hired punches her square in the mouth.
Any if you've been in any supermarker anywhere in the last three weeks, be sure to scope the SUPer scary AJ photos that'll have yesterday's picture of Kirsten Dunst run screaming like a background character in a Casper cartoon.
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I don't care what you say Octo. She's smokin'
From her hand gestures, it looks like she's saying, "My jugs are really huge."
And what is a "supermarker"?
Do you think she and Brad will ever get back together?
I reiterate thar you, octopunk, are out of your mind. I don't know why you're pursuing this; nobody agrees with you or will change their minds.
Did you have some bad kissing experience as a child that scarred you?
I mean, come on! This is just sex 101. Big tits, big eyes, big lips.
When Chris Marker made "La Jeteé" he became a SUPERMARKER
See, big everything doesn't cut it as a standard. By that argument, the hottest Sex 101 assignment would be some Double D-sized 63 year-old math teacher with the head of one of those big-eyed sad velvet painting kids.
I'd say I'd rather have two foot-long Northwestern banana slugs mate on my face than be kissed by AJ, but I wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
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