From perezhilton, Recently deceased Leona Helmsey has left her bitch Trouble, a Maltese, a $12 million trust fund, according to her will, which was made public Tuesday in surrogate court.
Her great grandkids get nothing! And two of her grandchildren get nothing as well - for “reasons that are known to them,” she wrote.
The other two? Only $5 million each - so long as they visit their father’s grave site once each calendar year. Otherwise, she wrote, neither will get a penny!
No one’s as good to mommy as Trouble!
“I direct that when my dog, Trouble, dies, her remains shall be buried next to my remains in the Helmsley mausoleum,” Helmsley wrote in her will.
Hope that bitch barks in her ear for eternity!
4 comments:
Can you imagine? If I was her grandson I'd snuff that fucking dog out quicker than you can say, "Payback's a bitch!" What an insult.
EVIL! I doubt where she's going that she's ever gonna be reunited with that dog.
Unless the dog is just as nasty...
Killing the dog wouldn't solve anything as she's already dead. I wonder what they did to upset her. But seriously, you can't give a dog money. Someone has to get the $, right?
From Wickipedia: "She also left millions for her brother, Alvin Rosenthal, who was named to care for Trouble in her absence... Helmsley left nothing to two of Jay Panzirer's other children, Craig and Meegan Panzirer for "reasons that are known to them," she wrote. It has been alleged that these "reasons" were a failure to name any of their children after her late husband."
Man, I cannot remember life before Wickipdia. I can't even go to the bathroom anymore without consulting it first.
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