Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Indy 4 poster analyzed


From iwatchstuff, Possible interpretations of the new Indiana Jones IV teaser poster:

1) Indiana Jones's storage company is really shitty, so much so that rather than place his belongings in a crate they just balance them precariously on the corner.

2) Indiana Jones owns a crate, which he also dresses as himself.

3) The part of Indiana Jones is now being played by a large wooden crate.

4) Indiana Jones is starting his own line of signature fedoras and whips along the lines of the popular "Property of (Sports Team)" t-shirts.

5) Carmen Sandiego is now into the BDSM scene, is a male, and is back.

6) A befuddled old Harrison Ford trapped himself in a box.

1 comment:

Octopunk said...

Ooh, ooh, maybe it's the crate from Creepshow!

"Once again, Dr. Jones, we see that there is nothing you possess that I cannot take -- MON DIEU!!! IT'S EATING MY ARM!!! AAAAAGGHH!!"

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