The Aussie version of MSN says today that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes want to do a sexy - and naked - photoshoot together much like the one David and Victoria Beckham did last month for W magazine. MSN says:
Sources say a racy photo shoot will allow the pair to show off a side of their relationship that's rarely seen, with insiders explaining that while they've so far kept their public image family oriented, Katie, 28, and her husband have a strong physical side they want share with fans.
"Tom and Katie really have amazing chemistry," says a pal. "They want to show the world how much."
While the finer details are yet to be confirmed, insiders say they'd like at least one photo to feature them naked.
"They are already planning the various photos," says a source close to the pair. "Tom and Katie want to pose together in the shower, dripping wet and covered by nothing but steam."
Eh. That's gross. I'm not saying I don't wanna see Katie Holmes naked, because, in reality, I would very much like to see Katie Holmes naked, but not if I have to see Tom Cruise too. And I think if a kid were masturbating to those and accidentally finished on Tom instead of Katie, that would mean he's gay now. He's gay and he's into dudes. I'm pretty accurate with my semen - in fact I practice by shooting tin cans off a fence like cowboys - but this one just isn't worth the risk.
5 comments:
He's gay
agreed
Yeah. I guess having a kid didn't convince fans Tom's straight, so he's got to go the extra mile.
I feel like I need to take a shower now.
Preferably, not with Tom Cruise...maybe with Katie though.
God, he's..."I think he doth protest to much" doesn't cover it. Hell, "What happend when Gay came to Gaytown" doesn't even cover it.
Marries Nicole Kidman, films Eyes Wide Shut, talks to Barbara Walters about how hot Nicole is although he can't quite articulate it, marries Katie Holmes, knocks her up...gay gay GAY gay gay.
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