From iwatchstuff, Following their negative review of the Postal, Wired has posted a series of email exchanges with Uwe Boll that indicate the terrible director of the comedy is either getting crazier or slightly saner. The poorly-written emails include such choice quotes as...
'you are a untalented wanna bee filmmaker with no balls and no understanding what POSTAL is.'
'no go to your mum and fuck her ...because she cooks for you now since 30 years ..so she deserves it.'
'If he cannot see that scenes (for example WELFARE OFFICE, Job Interview) are genius in that movie - then there are 2 possibilities: he is dump and has no idea what movies are or he hates me and is dissappointed about his own shitty career.'
Normally this sort of madness would indicate a director is losing his mind, but this is really sort of a step up from Boll's previous attempts at physically fighting film critics in a boxing ring. Sure, maybe he is implying that Wired writer Chris Kohler's mother deserves sex with her son as repayment for a lifetime of meal preparation, but at least there's a logic to the argument. It's not just an idiotic "fuck your mother," it's a well thought out "fuck your mother for these reasons," which I think really shows some maturing going on here. And I really like his expression that someone "is dump."
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Despite his horrible movies, I could almost like Uwe Boll if he didn't do stuff like this. He's got some savvy because he keeps getting stuff made, and I guess he understands how to get publicity. I'd even say that counts as working hard. But maybe if he put some of that energy into becoming a better filmmaker he might actually learn something, and his dialogue would become richer than "ha ha, I made a movie and you didn't."
Also, figure out how to use your spellchecker, you dump foreigner.
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