2008
[JPX] Mr. AC, I changed some of the photos you posted because I didn't want any accidental spoilers for those who haven't seen Trick 'r Treat yet - no editorial disrespect intended.
Blow out a candle
and Sam will come and kill you
overreaction?
Given choice of death
I would pick a hot vampire
over a werewolf
Haunted rock quarry
on the eve of all hallows
not a good idea
Moral of the film:
Don't trust the school principal
or the bus driver
Possible sequel:
Peanuts Halloween special
Sam plays great pumpkin
3 comments:
Another volley of top-drawer haikuification; the shades our Eastern ancestors remain pleased enough not to slay us in our sleep for another week.
I wonder who exactly JPX was protecting from plot spoilage... haven't we all seen this by now?
Gretchen's head is hysterical!
While I at first shook my fist in frustration that Mr. AC beat me to the punch in terms of haiku reviews, I now humbly kneel and bow, forehead on carpet, to a complete master of the newly created genre.
(*mumbling respectful Japanese*)
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