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Friday, March 09, 2012
11 Rather Risqué Male Superhero Outfits
From toplessrobot, The litmus test for this list's entries is not whether the characters themselves are attractive (but feel free to debate in the comments) but whether the costume appears unsuitable for a heroic avocation. Basically, that means anybody who looks more at home as the entertainment for a bachelorette party than saving the world from superpowered megalomaniacs. I probably could've filled this list just with heroes who wear only briefs, but that doesn't leave much to write about for 11 consecutive entries (the "do underoos count as outeroos when you're not wearing pants?" routine gets stale fast). Instead you get a wider assortment of garment with strategically missing pieces. Characters wearing torn civilian clothes don't count because they should stop being lazy and get themselves real costumes. Now, let's fight misogyny with misanthropy!
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