Thursday, June 01, 2006

More help on that pesky teenager problem


Here's a teaser poster for Simon Says, "a horror film that deals with a group of beautiful teenagers who are isolated and killed off one by one." And to that I can only say: finally!

It looks like the bad guy in this movie is Sweetums from the Muppet Show, who should know that the proper way to drag a corpse with a pickaxe is to hook it under the jaw, not the ribcage. What are they teaching these deformed hillbillies nowadays?

1 comment:

JPX said...

That might be the funniest thing you've ever posted!

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