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Malevolent
2018 ***1/2 It's 1986 for some reason, and a team of paranormal investigators are making a big name for themselves all over Scotland. ...
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I’m sure none of you except for JPX knows that I’m a bit of a germ-a-phobic. It’s annoying, but manageable. Though, since I met JPX and list...
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Good thing I had that sunglasses strap!
Jesus Christ.
Is the shirt that said "If it's too loud, you're too old" on the back?
Which reminds me: one time JPX and I were slumming at our old, empty elementary school and when JPX jumped off the swing from real high his brand new Epcot shirt got caught in the chain and ripped to shreds. Man was he pissed. It was all I could do not to roll around on the ground laughing.
My favorite JPX t-shirt story is the one that took place at a Motley Crue concert. Some big metalhead asked Jeff for a light. Though he never smoked, he did carry a lighter with the flame turned all the way up, presumably to wave back and forth during Home Sweet Home while singing along "You know I'm a dreamer, but my heart's of gold! I had to run away high, so I wouldn't come home low". Anyway, The flame hit the guy's flowing metalhead bangs and sizzled them right up. Much like the above Epcot shirt story, this tale ends with JPX and a tattered shirt. Legend has it, the guy literally ripped his shirt right off of him in anger and JPX was forced to buy a Theatre of Pain t-shirt at concert shirt prices. He also had to find another place to headbang.
Shout at the Devil!!!
All that is true! The worst part is that I really loved my Theater of Pain shirt that I was forced to buy and then some jerk stole it from my locker at school.
I know your pain all too well JPX. I often think back to the time my sandwich was stolen out of my locker that fateful September morn.
Oh, here we go...
Look, my brother's a good guy now. I'm sure he's sorry.
Or the time Octopunk stole River Raid from me before I ever played it even once!
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