Thursday, September 13, 2007

Come on kids, I promise you'll like it!


From geekology, America's Army, a game initially released on PCs as a U.S. Army recruiting tool, is making its way to your local arcade/bar.

The game is going to feature eight training mini-games that intend to bring highly authentic Army training exercises to players, along with a drill sergeant to ‘bring out the best in each player’. The game will also use leaderboards to encourage competition and reward players for teamwork and following the Rules of Engagement.
I can hardly wait. The shooting game at the local bar now sucks, and this thing is supposed to be bad ass. It's allegedly going to be using the latest version of the Unreal Engine, so the graphics should be straight. I've already got a moderately stiff boner just thinking about all the beer I'm going to swig and the terrorists I'm going to kill.


[JPX] This just in, Big Moose suddenly has the urge to join the Army.

2 comments:

Octopunk said...

Sounds awesome. Do they have the part where you're eating lunch and the cafeteria is taken out by a suicide bomber? Or maybe the part where you go to equip yourself with rad armor and it turns out it was never actually purchased? Awesome.

JPX said...

The "intermission" is Pacman searching for WMDs and, sadly, not finding any.

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