Monday, March 17, 2008

Heather Mills gets buttload of cash from Paul McCartney


From thesuperficial, [excerpt] today a judge awarded Heather Mills a whopping $48.6 million in the divorce settlement, according to the AP:

A document released by the Family Court said the judge awarded Mills a lump sum of $33 million plus the assets she currently holds worth $15.6 million.
"I'm so, so happy with this," Mills told reporters following the closed hearing.

Clearly you are happy, Heather Mills, judging by your well-deserved thumbs up. You had sex with Paul McCartney then walked away with a gigantic chunk of his cash. I believe there's a word for that*. What is it again? Oh, right: Hero.

4 comments:

DKC said...

nice vest.

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Ya know, after Linda McCartney died Paul vowed never to marry again and I thought that was very sweet. What the hell was he thinking? How did their relationship get so nasty so fast? Didn't Linda die like 5 years ago?

Julie said...

I dunno, dcd, with that much cash you'd think she could dress a little better.

Octopunk said...

"Now I have enough cash to buy the other half of both these garments!"

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