Monday, July 06, 2009

'Asteroids' the movie


From iwatchstuff, Solidifying the notion that film concepts are no longer so much actual ideas as much as notable words, the movie rights to Asteroids, the 1979 Atari game that consisted of absolutely nothing but a triangular ship shooting shapes that looked roughly like asteroids (and occasionally flying saucers), were just purchased by Universal after the studio won a four-studio bidding war. Yes, four studios were really eager to make an Asteroids movie. Because it's such a good idea for a movie.

It was a big score for Universal, as they're the studio making films based on Battleship, Candy Land, and Monopoly, so they have a reputation to keep up for making old, plot-free games into retarded movies. They needed this.

I can't help but think this is a mistake. Not the idea of making a movie based on a game of flying around shooting asteroids, but making a movie based on a game of flying around shooting asteroids that isn't Sinistar. At least then you've got an extremely antagonistic villain:

2 comments:

Johnny Sweatpants said...

A Ms. Pacman movie would get my attention.

Octopunk said...

I just hope they incorporate the original soundtrack somehow.

Man, I just watched this Youtube clip to make sure I was remembering the game correctly. Now I really want to play Asteroids. And I'm shamefully a little excited about the movie.

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