First rule of Horrorthon is: watch horror movies. Second rule of Horrorthon is: write about it. Warn us. Tempt us. The one who watches the most movies in 31 days wins. There is no prize.
Monday, April 09, 2007
More non-news, 8 months until Indy 4 trailer
From Iwatchstuff, "Speaking to USA Today, George Lucas revealed that Sean Connery is not yet signed for the new Indiana Jones film, that the action will be consistent with the earlier Indy films, and that the first trailer should hit theaters around Thanksgiving. Even those with dead/estranged families can now look forward to the holiday's promise of a thirty-second clip of Harrison Ford running around with a whip."
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Salem's Lot 1979 and Salem's Lot 2024
Happy Halloween everybody! Julie's working late and the boy doesn't have school tomorrow so he's heading to one of those crazy f...
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(2007) * First of all let me say that as far as I could tell there are absolutely no dead teenagers in this entire film. Every year just ...
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The caption for the picture:
"And that's when I knew that Annakin should enter a pod race!"
Man, he sure doesn't look very excited to be in that driver's seat. He looks like he's being asked to drive an elderly relatvie to a VFW event.
I never understood the appeal of watching cars drive around in circles on the TV. Why not repeatedly watch a toilet flush? Or stare at an escalator?
You mean JWV (Jewish War Veterans)? What's a "relatvie"?
A relatvie is like a relative but with giant ears that sprout increasingly shocking tufts of orange fur the older they get. And I'll thank you not to expose the life experiences behind all of my funny examples.
I suppose I shouldn't expose your source material, since I use friends' quotes and stories all the time, so it's not fair to pick on you doing it. Finding yourself in writing is one of the many hazards of knowing me.
One of the many, many hazards.
FYI, I am not driving my grandfather to the JWV event after all, and no one in the family can figure out why he asked me to do it, since he already has a ride. Maybe he's trying to set me up. He's been trying to get me on J-date for years. Feel free to use any of that material for your cheap comedy routines.
Oh, maaan! How can I think of cheap comedy with this Grandpa J-date crisis going on?
If I have to punch out your grandfather it's going to strain things. I know this from experience.
That's the spirit.
Grandpa once told me that Jewish men really respect women and would never think of hitting them. I lost interest.
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