First rule of Horrorthon is: watch horror movies. Second rule of Horrorthon is: write about it. Warn us. Tempt us. The one who watches the most movies in 31 days wins. There is no prize.
Monday, April 02, 2007
You go ahead and keep your box of M-80's
I know I'll never stop the tsunami of Dunst-bashing, but let me point out with the help of some visual aids that
1. The unflattering pix of her constantly displayed here are the effect of her two slightly out-of-whack front teeth and a conspiracy of bad lighting (every celebrity has a book's worth of unflattering pictures, after all), and
2. You want to have sex with her. No, just look at her here and tell me with a straight face that given the opportunity, you'd actually rather fuck a mop or whatever that guy said below.
Yeah, I thought so.
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Well when you put it that way it's really hard to argue. I'm sure if you saw her in-person, she would be very attractive. Especially dressed like that.
I'm actually perfectly indifferent about her looks, her acting chops, her movies, teeth and hair color.
I'll take it! I've always wanted to fight for someone else's indifference on some random, meaningless issue.
Wow, can you think of a wishy-washier goal than that?
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