fROM wwtdd, Weird, I was just thinking to myself, "Hey, you know what would make my hangover feel better? Pictures of Britney Spears without hair extensions or makeup." Thanks, God!
She looks like what Sharon Stone would look like 20 years ago if she'd never been hot. She's only 25 and she's already got that old lady haircut that all women get somewhere in their 40s or 50s when they've officially given up trying to look attractive; that official haircut of old age.
That's gotta be the worst day of every husband's life. You're just kicking back having a cocktail, enjoying your middle age, and all of a sudden your once-beautiful wife comes back from the salon with that old lady haircut for the first time. And then it hits you: "Fuck, it's all downhill from here."
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Okay - so I was watching some Britney clips on TMZ recently and I have to say, that shit is fucked up.
It's hard to explain -it actually almost made me feel bad for her, these photographers were everywhere. I know she obviously loves the attention but it just kind of made me think it's no wonder these people are totally screwed up. To constantly be surrounded by people trying to catch your every fuck-up on film is bizarre and really must warp your sense of reality.
You're reminding me of something from that Lilo post from a few weeks ago. When I said "I think the article is being unfair when it says 'she didn't exactly object' to all the attention. What teenager would? The media machine is telling them that this is what they all want."
You know when you show up in a picture and you're talking or scratching your nose or something and it's a horrible picture? Imagine every single opportunity for that picture actually having a picture happen. Suckage!
Speaking of suckage, I remember seeing Monica Lewinsky in front of a bunch of British papparazzi and she couldn't handle it at all. I'd feel bad for her if she hadn't tried to leverage fame from performing oral sex. I mean, if you asked anyone prior to that event what woman's name they thought of first if they heard the word "blowjob," and it probably would've been Linda Lovelace -- a porn star. I wouldn't have gone on a book tour, I would've joined a freakin' convent.
Sorry, Lewinski bash from nowhere. Don't know what came over me.
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