The masseuse who discovered Heath Ledger’s body called Mary-Kate Olsen instead of 911 using the speed dial on Heath’s cell phone, the AP reports:
A day before a Friday private viewing for the 28-year-old actor, police said the masseuse spent nine minutes repeatedly ringing "Full House" actress Mary-Kate Olsen before calling authorities for help.
The masseuse called Olsen a fourth time after paramedics arrived — at the same time as Olsen's security guards.
To be fair, I also call an Olsen twin in an emergency. Mostly on the off chance they’re hanging out with Dave “Uncle Joey” Coulier. Something about a gratuitous Pop-eye impression evens me right out. One time he even asked if I “got any wood.” I laughed and was like, “Oh, awesome, Mr. Woodchuck. Classic.” Then he awkwardly laughed and said, “Uh, yeah, right the, uh, woodchuck. Gotta go.” Comedy gold.
2 comments:
I could understand calling the apartment's owner if it was Diane Keaton or Christian Bale or somebody like that, but Mary-Kate Olsen? What's she gonna do? She'd probably just go "ohmygod" and knock a bunch of pill bottles off her nightstand.
if she was called because the two were an item, watch me lose all interest in heath and his death.
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