Dunst Checks In! (To 'All Good Things' With Ryan Gosling)

From iwatchstuff, All right, Variety. So we're going to pretend Kirsten Dunst is gorgeous and talented, instead of grandmotherly/gremlin-esque and mediocre-at-best, to announce her new role? Fine, let's play that game.

"The gorgeous and talented Kirsten Dunst is in negotiations to star alongside the disgusting-by-comparison Ryan Gosling in All Good Things, an '80s romance/murder mystery in which she'll, obviously, play someone really good looking:

Set in the 1980s, story centers on the scion of a New York real estate dynasty (Gosling) who falls for a beautiful girl from the wrong side of the tracks (Dunst). But the fairy tale ends when the girl disappears. As a down-and-out detective stumbles on info that may lead to the truth, the political stakes get higher and people close to the case end up dead."

Seeing Dunsling (the imaginary coupling of Kirsten Dunst and Ryan Gosling) on screen should be a treat. Gosling has proven himself a talented young star, and Dunst is real easy on the eyes, if you know what I mean. If she's playing a girl from the "wrong side of the tracks," let's start considering that the "right, really hot side of the tracks," because that side is clearly where all the beautiful, non-trollish girls are.