Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Daily Spider-Man: Is it like the day after the Kingpin thing? Do you think Matt Murdock is banging Dr. Lauren right now?


Johnny Sweatpants said...

Enough of the talkie talkie! It's so incredibly frustrating, I can't help but be reminded of the scene in Life of Brian where the People's Front of Judea keep talking about taking action.

Rogers: So we gotta get up of our arses and stop just talking about it!

All in PFJ: Yeah! Yeah! Hear!

Loretta: I agree! It's action that counts, not words, and we need action now!

All in PFJ: Yeah! Yeah!

Reg: You're right. We could sit around here all day, talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches, it's not to ship one
Roman soldier!

Francis: So let's just stop gabbing on about it! It's completely pointless, and it's getting us nowhere!

All: Right!

Loretta: I agree! This is a complete waste of time!

Door: [Sound of Opening]

Judith: They've arrested Brian!

All: What? What?

Judith: They dragged him off!They're gonna crucify him!

Reg: Right! This calls for immediate discussion!

Judith: What?

Sibling: Immediate!

Sibling II: Right!

Loretta: New motion?

Reg: Completely new motion! Uh, that, uh, that there be, uh,
immediate action...

Francis: ...uh, once the vote has been taken.

Reg: Well, obviously once the vote has been taken resolution the oh ---- resolution!

Judith: Reg, let's go now, please!

Reg: Right, right!In the - in the light of fresh information from sibling Judith...

Loretta: Ehm...not so fast, Reg.

Judith: Reg, for God's sake! It's perfectly simple! All you've gotta do is to go out of that door now and try to stop the Romans nailing him up! It's happening, Reg!Something's actually happening, Reg! Can't you understand? Oooh!

Door: [Sound of Closing]

Reg: Yeah, hello. Another little ego trip from the feminists...

JPX said...

Haha, that's so funny and true! I love how Spider-Man mentions that The Tarantula rescued him. What he fails to mention is that he needed to be rescued because he took the air plane as Spider-Man! He's the most incompetent superhero. I'm starting to worry that this won't be wrapped up in time for Horrorthon!

Johnny Sweatpants said...

I'll be surprised if they make it out the door by Horrorthon.