(2015)*
Six girlfriends and a flamboyantly gay male friend go on vacation to a cabin where a notorious mass murder had taken place. In no time at all bitches are being slain one after the other. Yada, yada, yada.
No likeable characters, bad acting, lame plot, the comic relief is horribly annoying and get this guys, every time a sex scene gets hot they cut away before you get to see any boobs! I cannot think of one redeemable quality about this film. Worse than Dark Shade Creek and even worse than Lake Noir, at least they made an effort to make their killers scary. Heed my warning and stay away!
First rule of Horrorthon is: watch horror movies. Second rule of Horrorthon is: write about it. Warn us. Tempt us. The one who watches the most movies in 31 days wins. There is no prize.
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"every time a sex scene gets hot they cut away before you get to see any boobs!" Pass!
Yeah, what? Sounds like the only thing this movie has going for it is the title, which I can enjoy from here.
Oh no!! So this is the worst of the whole month, Catfreeek??
Yeah I do believe it is.
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